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Old 3rd September 2012, 12:01   #7366
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I heard on the radio that British Airways (BA) is offering extra 23kg baggage allowance to students...

P.S: Hmm, that was it, that was the joke.


P.P.S: If you still didn't get, BA is notorious for losing luggage.: http://www.usatoday.com/travel/fligh...age-loss_N.htm
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Old 4th September 2012, 11:22   #7367
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SO true.......
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This wouldnt have worked for sholay, now would it?
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Old 4th September 2012, 18:22   #7368
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Hope everyone have seen the latest 'Airtel Internet' add, which goes like 'Jo thera hai wo mera hai, jo mera wo thera' and in tamil it goes like 'edhu unnadho adhu ennadhu, yedhu ennadho adhu unadhu'....

ok now, This happened late last evening.
My wife came to pick up me from my office. I was in my cabin with assistant discussing about work to be done the next day. My wife walks into my office without realizing that someone else is there with me, singing 'edhu unnadho adhu ennadhu, yedhu ennadho adhu ennadhu' and freezes the second she see my assistant. My assistant with a smile in turn says to my wife ''This is how it has been for the last 2 1/2 years madam'' and walks out.

for those who dint understand, she was singing something in the line of .... 'Jo thera hai wo mera hai, jo mera hai wo mera'
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'edhu unnadho adhu ennadhu, yedhu ennadho adhu ennadhu' and freezes the second she see my assistant. My assistant with a smile in turn says to my wife ''This is how it has been for the last 2 1/2 years madam'' and walks out.
Poor ur missus!!! must have been embarassed.
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My assistant with a smile in turn says to my wife ''This is how it has been for the last 2 1/2 years madam'' and walks out.
um.. i'm kinda confused with the above. please be kind enough to elaborate before my mind concocts all sorts of possibilities

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Hawkie, don't play innocent

Archish- you seem to have bagged an assistant with a great sense of humour. Let's hope for your sake your wife also has one
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... My wife walks into my office without realizing that someone else is there with me, singing 'edhu unnadho adhu ennadhu, yedhu ennadho adhu ennadhu' and freezes the second she see my assistant. My assistant with a smile in turn says to my wife ''This is how it has been for the last 2 1/2 years madam'' and walks out.
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um.. i'm kinda confused with the above. please be kind enough to elaborate before my mind concocts all sorts of possibilities
I agree with IronH4wk especially when Archish mentions what I highlighted
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I agree with IronH4wk especially when Archish mentions what I highlighted
Dude!!!!! Buddy!!!!! OMG!!!!! . I just got it. I guess the jokes on me now. My wife was singing the song referring to me. And my assistant said what ever she said agreeing with my wife who married me 2 1/2 yrs ago!!!!!!!! I hope no one who knows me see this .
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I just got it. I guess the jokes on me now. My wife was singing the song referring to me. And my assistant said what ever she said agreeing with my wife who married me 2 1/2 yrs ago!!!!!!!! I hope no one who knows me see this .
oh, and I thought it was funny enough because the song was directed towards your assistant!
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oh, and I thought it was funny enough because the song was directed towards your assistant!
Seriously guys, time to move on. Otherwise there would be one more single guy in the t-bhp forum.
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There is an advt on various mumbai FM radio channels. The advt. is of Reliance Life Insurance who have a tag line 'All izz well' from 3 Idiots.
The last 2 sentences of the advt go like
'Reliance Insurance All Izz Well'
'Terms and Conditions Apply'

Happy Teacher's day from all the married men to their wives.

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See, why go PJD and OCC?
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To all those F1 fans,
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"The 16-Year-Old VW Driver In This Terrible Crash Only Broke An Ankle"

http://jalopnik.com/5941008/the-16+y...broke-an-ankle

Firstly, full sympathy to the young driver for having to go through this trauma.

Now, if you are wondering why this is in the jokes thread, then go to the link pasted above and read some comments. Here are a few samples from that:

"This is God's way of saying it's not your time to go, but for crying out loud, buy a man car. "

"Wow. Could have been much worse.
Like him arriving at school without incident, and all his friends seeing him in a Beetle."

"Wow that is pretty crazy!! So happy I have a vw and I am in good shape if I get hit by a semi."

"A 16-year-old kid in a brand new Beetle.

His parents have a dark, sick sense of humor."
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