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Old 11th September 2012, 14:48   #7396
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What did A.K. Hangal say when he last visited a Hyundai dealer's stockyard and saw the unsold inventory?

Itna Sonata Kyun Hain Bhai?
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Old 11th September 2012, 16:04   #7397
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Got it as a fwd mail:

We always face situations where boss says to complete the work in no time, take extra resources if you want. Maybe this reply can help in those situations:

It was a meeting at the office conference hall. People from various departments had been called. The VP was looking tense.

The mood looked bad. My friend asked me -"Hey, what is this meeting all about? I told - May be they will decide on when to have the next meeting. People around smiled at each other.Then the VP started talking. It was about the recent attrition rate that was so high. Around 10 people had put in their papers, all experienced guys. It was quarter end and so work was huge. If we do not complete the work on time, we need to be paying heavy penalty said the VP.

The VP turned to the Lead and told "Hey - take how much ever resources you want. Recruit or take them from other departments. But complete the work in another 25 days. Take people and complete it man."

To this the Lead replied "Sir! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results. Don't give me nine wives and one month. I cannot do anything!"
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To this the Lead replied "Sir! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results. Don't give me nine wives and one month. I cannot do anything!"
Was he the 11th guy to resign?!
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From a forward. Calvin & Hobbs explain WallStreet.
Love it! In fact love C&H in general. Have most of the collection in book format.
Examples like this one always make me wonder if Watterson had kids in mind as part of the target audience.

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What did A.K. Hangal say when he last visited a Hyundai dealer's stockyard and saw the unsold inventory?

Itna Sonata Kyun Hain Bhai?
That cracked me up at work. Good one smartcat!
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How i believe Tata nano was developed!!!

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To this the Lead replied "Sir! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results. Don't give me nine wives and one month. I cannot do anything!"
I guess he copied it from somebody else and I know from whom he copied this! See my signature for the answer!
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Look who is at Burger King!!!
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Spoiler alert for the next dark knight flick.
This is a huge batman spoiler!!
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iPhone is growing in length, and it could be like this in 5 years (a friend shared this on facebook)
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iPhone is growing in length, and it could be like this in 5 years (a friend shared this on facebook)
good one, also to be used as a universal remote and safety (self defense)device
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Whenever an iphone is launched, affection towards ones relative in US increases...
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Whenever an iphone is launched, affection towards ones relative in US increases...
But before that, whenever a iPhone is released wife ki seva shuru hoti hai

(whenever a iPhone is released, one has to butter up the spouse - well, sort off)
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good one, also to be used as a universal remote and safety (self defense)device
Indeed, it does look like a touch screen remote control

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But before that, whenever a iPhone is released wife ki seva shuru hoti hai

(whenever a iPhone is released, one has to butter up the spouse - well, sort off)
Ha ha, thatís sad! Well, get the new one for wife as well
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