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Old 12th October 2012, 22:52   #7456
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So the next time when the Q at the bank takes longer than usual, you know the reason

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Old 15th October 2012, 21:30   #7457
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I am sure the website in question has to be T-BHP.
http://www.fakingnews.com/2012/10/ma...ules-in-delhi/
Finally a T-Bhpian makes it to the Headlines.
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Faking news indeed, even the cops in the picture are from another state, TN I think.

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I am sure the website in question has to be T-BHP.
http://www.fakingnews.com/2012/10/ma...ules-in-delhi/
Finally a T-Bhpian makes it to the Headlines.

Come on you really aren't asking that now!

The gist of my post was that the FN guys are thorough even with the snaps, don't know if you took it otherwise. Did ya?

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Thanks for the 'confirmation'.
BTW did you also realise that I have posted it on Jokes thread.

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Faking news indeed, even the cops in the picture are from another state, TN I think.
Thanks for the 'confirmation'.
BTW did you also realise that I have posted it on Jokes thread.
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Famous quotes:

"I understood true happiness only when I got married. But by then, it was too late."

"A woman drove me to drink. And I didn't even have the courtesy to thank her."
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enough said, you know what it is
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Could not resist adding to the logo.
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HOTEL CALIFORNIA - GUJJU VERSION!

On Eastern express highway
Navratan tel in my hair
Warm smell of theplas
rising up in the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My had(head) grew havy(heavy), aney, my sight grew dim
It was Hetal ben I was right!

There she stood on the highway
I heard the ringtone bale(bell)
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Phalguni Pathak, not Adele
Then she lit up a metch(match) stick and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thote I heard them say...

Welcome to the nite of disco dandiya
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Planty of food at disco dandiya
Nine nights of year, you can find it here

Her mind is gathiya-twisted, she got the healthy thighs
She got a lot of pratty pratty boys, that she calls bhais!
How they do garba in cot yard, switt summer swat
Some go arararara, and some forgat!

So I called Baku fui's husband
please bring my chaas
he said we havent had that glass since we have nirjal upwaas
End steel those voices are colin froam far hawey!
Wake you up in the middle of ratrau
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to night of disco dandiya
Such a lovely base
Underneath your drase

They shakin it up at disco dandiya
what a nice surprise, bring Rames, Sures bhais!

Mirrors on the ghagra choli
Pink odhni that is supakk nice
Aney she jau we are al just dancer here, wearing zari work on our Levi's
And then at Ghatkopar samaaj hole,
They gaythered for the feast
They eat it all with gusto
and go back to buffet hole for one more repeat!

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the loo
I had to wait back
for people to finish before
Relax said Bakul maasa
We are programmed to receive
You can EAT as much as you want
But you cannot just SHEET!!


Hotel California will never be the same!!
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HOTEL CALIFORNIA - GUJJU VERSION!
Hotel California will never be the same!!

You just killed the song the best possible way! Did you compose it by yourself?
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^ Nah, got it as a forward from V16.
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^ Nah, got it as a forward from V16.
Hetal Ben - lol!!!! Where does one compose such gems! I'm like an idiot since last 5-10 mins, with all around me wondering if I have gone mad!
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Ninja, that makes the two of us!
Im like - ever since i read it!

Truly, Hotel California will never be the same again!
Ingenious, the person who wrote this gem!

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^^ 3rd one reporting sir. Our organisation would wonder whats going on
Now I am sure we will remember this whenever we hear the track next.

Bakul fui, ha ha has me in splits...

It would be fun to try this lyric sheet on karaoke!!
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Old 23rd October 2012, 17:38   #7469
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HOTEL CALIFORNIA - GUJJU VERSION!
This is hilarious but i do appreciate the efforts being put in this.

Weird Al Yankovic should be asked to perform this now or maybe Devang Patel.
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It would be fun to try this lyric sheet on karaoke!!
Hey I just did it at my home. OMG, its so much of fun.

Great stuff.
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