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Old 27th October 2012, 09:08   #7486
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Another 2 humorous takes on the Vijay Mallya - Kingfisher episode

http://www.fakingnews.com/2012/03/vi...sher-airlines/

http://www.fakingnews.com/2012/10/vi...sher-calendar/

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Old 29th October 2012, 21:12   #7487
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A boyfriend texted to his girlfriend.

BF: Baby I heard you failed in English, how is it possible?

GF: Who tailed you?

BF: Bas rehne de, Main samajh gaya :-P
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I'm sure the US is regretting throwing Osama in the sea.... The guy just won't stop!!!
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Old 31st October 2012, 23:05   #7489
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A boyfriend texted to his girlfriend.

BF: Baby I heard you failed in English, how is it possible?

GF: Who tailed you?

BF: Bas rehne de, Main samajh gaya :-P
This, was lol stuff man!!!
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Old 1st November 2012, 20:28   #7490
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Jelebi Baai on a Harley !!

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Old 2nd November 2012, 11:01   #7491
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This picture is a superb example of things going viral on internet, this picture is bloody everywhere, every time I am logging in to my FB account someone or other has shared it and its there in my update!

There were debates about the authenticity of the image, but its been proved now that this a great example of some neat PS work, nothing else.
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Old 2nd November 2012, 11:15   #7492
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Obedient Daddy

A father of five came to home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present.
'Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?' he enquired.

There was a silence, and then a chorus of voices: `you play with it, Daddy!'
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Old 2nd November 2012, 14:00   #7493
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There were debates about the authenticity of the image, but its been proved now that this a great example of some neat PS work, nothing else.
Indeed neat photoshop work, except the photoshopper forgot the gaps between rear wheel spokes!
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Indeed neat photoshop work, except the photoshopper forgot the gaps between rear wheel spokes!
And also the feet, no lady would have such huge feet (unless she is a hobbit). And look at those forearms.

great idea, very poor execution
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Old 3rd November 2012, 07:50   #7495
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Santa gave a secret password for e-banking :

"Ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-jambwan-sughriv-bali-vibhishan-delhi-spiderman"

Banta-
...Yaar! Itna lamba password??

Santa-
Kya karoon?
Bank wale kehte hai ki password mein minimum 8 characters, 1 capital aur ek special character zaroori hai..

Translated: What to do. The bank people specify that a password must have a minimum of eight characters, one capital and one special character.
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Hope it is not a Condor!

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Hope it is not a Condor!
Nope, that's not a condor, that's a car!


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Old 3rd November 2012, 17:16   #7498
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Spotted this on Brigade Road, Bangalore today.
Good one need to go to Brigade road to click this if not repaired still.

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Yog Asans imitate animals and not other way round but there is a fundamental flaw in this PS job
Kukkur ( Dog) is doing bhujangasan ( Snake pose) instead of Kukkurasan (dog pose)

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Disclaimer: No intent to portray any specific country in a bad light (except our own, probably :tongue-in-cheek!)

Different Countries -

America - If you send terrorists to our country, we'll attack you!

Israel- If you send terrorists to our country, we'll nuke you!

India- If you send terrorists to our country,
we'll not play cricket with you
.
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After some time
Ok Ok we'll even play cricket with you but no
matches in Mumbai!
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NSF, but only cause you will be laughing out too loud.


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