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Old 29th November 2012, 08:10   #7546
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Old 30th November 2012, 00:06   #7547
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This was posted by one of my friend on facebook. Poor baleno

RIP English
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Would really like to know which country is he moving to.
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From an email forward. Used one of these for my signature too!

Pun-ography

I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

Why were the Indians in America first? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on .

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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Old 30th November 2012, 11:35   #7550
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From Twitter:
50 years back Rajinikat learnt to ride a horse without a Horse. In 2012 its called Gagnam Style.
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Old 3rd December 2012, 14:55   #7551
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Would really like to know which country is he moving to.

Only China can give him Visa
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Old 3rd December 2012, 16:19   #7552
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Only China can give him Visa
Why do you think that?
In my first job, we had a team leader with pathetic English speaking and writing skills. He used to be at our onsite location in UK for 8 months in a year.

This is the actual email he had sent to the entire team to invite us to housewarming ceremony.
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I am sorry but this a sad joke.....I could not even read the entire thing. How do such people survive, without even trying to evolve and learn something as basic as expressing yourself in decent, if not eloquent manner.
@speedmiester, when I read the first line I thought he was describing his conception


All the best to your ex-team leader, and may he, फूलोह फ्हल्लोह.
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This is the actual email he had sent to the entire team to invite us to housewarming ceremony.
Classic example of people writing as they speak. This highlights how important correct pronounciation is. Look at the subject of the email itself, "Get to gather Party"!

By the way, i think this post and the related replies are better suited in the English thread we have here.
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Old 7th December 2012, 11:37   #7555
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Yup! Honda Supercar! Also see the SUBTLE photoshop touches!
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i would love to see these rehashes...
Especially the men who stare at oats!!
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Came across this on Fb keeping in terms with our recent performance against England.

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This is the source.
http://www.cricketcountry.com/cricke...ame-list/20722

Do check the link and read fully its hilarious.
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...ace-Prize.html

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The prestigious peace prize was collected in Oslo on Monday by Herman Van Rompuy, Jose Manuel Barroso and Martin Schulz, the EU's three "presidents" after a bitter Brussels fight over which one of them should take the trophy
Fight to win the Peace prize. Now I have seen it all!
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Something caught my eye while I was browsing Were they supposed to scratch the MRP instead of the Discounted Price?

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