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Old 11th December 2012, 19:41   #7561
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Something caught my eye while I was browsing Were they supposed to scratch the MRP instead of the Discounted Price?

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Guess they placed the comma wrong. It's got three zeros after 15. So MRP is 15,000 and selling price is 1999.
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Old 12th December 2012, 17:19   #7562
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Happy Rajnikanth to birthday!
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Old 12th December 2012, 17:23   #7563
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Happy Rajnikanth to birthday!
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This one seriously cakes the take, oops I meant takes the cake.
Adding to my list of Rajni's.

Cheers!
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This one seriously cakes the take, oops I meant takes the cake.
Adding to my list of Rajni's.

Cheers!
Big deal. Rajni's joke thread has it's own forum-teambhp.
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Old 18th December 2012, 10:28   #7565
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couldnt resist posting




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This had me in splits ! Could not stop from posting. (From a facebook forward).

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Does not reflect my or the Insurance company's views. Your job will drive auto cover premium.

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.. women are considered safer drivers and less rash on roads than their male counterparts.

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Old 18th December 2012, 13:00   #7567
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This one cracked me up (a friend's status on Facebook):

There are far too many mirrors in a car for a woman to ever be a good driver.
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Cheating in exam - Japanese ways.

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Old 20th December 2012, 22:09   #7569
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Hi everybody
Here is an excellent cartoon by Neelabh in today's Times of India.
It hilariously gives the reactions of our politicians,gurus etc to the Mayan prophecy of today being the last day.
Do please click on it.
Regards

http://epaper.timesofindia.com/Defau...&ViewMode=HTML
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Don't tell me that this is not a joke.



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Timmy writes a Christmas Letter...

Dear Santa,

How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year.

I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty Black Ops II and an iPhone 5 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas,

Timmy Jones

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Dear Timmy,

Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with.

Merry Christmas,

Santa Claus

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Mr. Claus,

Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?

Respectfully,

Tim Jones

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Mr. Jones,

While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria,
need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action,
well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney's have been
on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be
more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the
bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.

Very Truly Yours,

S Claus

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Now look here Fat Man,

I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was
attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys
and we're gonna be waiting for your fat a** and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!

T-Bone

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Listen Pizza Face,

Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your
s*** wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in your a** and then walk it dry.

Chew on that, Petunia!

S Clizzy

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Dear Santa,

Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.

Timmy

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Timmy,

That's what I thought *****!

Santa

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Found this on a website...

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Old 21st December 2012, 13:46   #7573
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Carzone, I would have written Four Wheel Drive.
BUT I must tell Jeep (Mahindra Commander) was the first vehicle I have driven.
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Buyer shoots seller to test gun

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A youth who went to sell a country-made gun to a man got injured by a bullet injury when the buyer insisted on testing the gun and the weapon misfired
(Jokes apart, I hope the man recovers)
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Cellphone etiquette

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Eric. I'm on the train."

"Yes, I know it's six thirty and not four thirty, but I had a long meeting."

"No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss."

"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life."

"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart."

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly.

When the young woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.
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