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Old 27th December 2012, 07:04   #7576
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Cellphone etiquette

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Eric. I'm on the train."

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into the phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.
Well done! What fun!
Teach these loud baboons a lesson.
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Old 28th December 2012, 11:58   #7577
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I could not decide whether this post should have gone into the 'Super cars & imports' thread... or does it need to be on this thread.

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<scary fast unbeatable>

- I dunno about fast and unbeatable, but 'Scary' yes! I agree.


On sale for Rs.49999 only.

(I can't seem to find the brakes... maybe it comes with a set of 'Action shoes' as 'Standard accessory'.)
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Felt this link rightly belong to this thread.

http://www.sportskeeda.com/2012/12/2...vindra-jadeja/
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Old 3rd January 2013, 00:38   #7579
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Hi everybody.
Here is an excellent cartoon from Mumbai Mirror on people following GPS blindly.
Enjoy
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http://epaper.timesofindia.com/Defau...&ViewMode=HTML

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Hi.Wasn't he the highest paid during the IPL auction?
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I saw these on one of the forums :-)
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Anybody interested in a discount of -88,505 Rs! Yes, its a new concept - negative discount!

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Old 3rd January 2013, 10:58   #7582
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Thanks to KALINGA for posting this on the Weird & Wacky Mod Jobs Thread.

Will have you rolling on the floor. Best part is, the news channel actually seems serious! There's not a hint of sarcasm.

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It can travel at 180 kmph? The way the doors open, they might fall off any moment. Doesn't elaborate on what sports car features are.

But good that a mechanic could put together a car in 1 lakh.
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Old 3rd January 2013, 13:51   #7584
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Doesn't elaborate on what sports car features are.
The narrator elaborates it quite prominently in fact. Paraphrasing - 'The biggest sports car feature in this car is (hold your breath) keyless entry' .
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I could not decide whether this post should have gone into the 'Super cars & imports' thread... or does it need to be on this thread.

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<scary fast unbeatable>

- I dunno about fast and unbeatable, but 'Scary' yes! I agree.


On sale for Rs.49999 only.

(I can't seem to find the brakes... maybe it comes with a set of 'Action shoes' as 'Standard accessory'.)
Scary! - Beat that!
One question though - Where are the doors?

Also, does the Rs 49999 include warranty and 3 free services?
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Thanks to KALINGA for posting this on the Weird & Wacky Mod Jobs Thread.

Will have you rolling on the floor. Best part is, the news channel actually seems serious! There's not a hint of sarcasm.
This is actually also a reflection of the very sad and incompetent state of affairs of many (not all) of our news channels. They have no clue or perspective on most matters they report on.

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Old 4th January 2013, 20:36   #7587
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Jordan to Force India.

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Prove that PAPA = MAMA
ARTS STUDENT: Out of Course.
COMMERCE STUDENT: Wrong question.
MEDICAL STUDENT: What the heII...its not possible.
ENGINEERING STUDENT: Hmmmm...
Force (F) = Mass (M)* acceleration (A) and PRESSURE (P) = force/area
implies PA = MA
Squaring both side..
PAPA=MAMA
Hence proved..

ENGINEER ROCKS

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Old 4th January 2013, 21:07   #7589
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A husband gifts his wife a diamond necklace worth fifty lakhs

The wife doesn't speak to him for six months

Why ?



Was the diamond necklace fake ?

No



Did she want bangles and earrings too ?

No



Why ?

Because, that was the DEAL
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Thanks to KALINGA for posting this on the Weird & Wacky Mod Jobs Thread.

Will have you rolling on the floor. Best part is, the news channel actually seems serious! There's not a hint of sarcasm.
I for one appreciate the work done by the mechanic also good to see that his work is covered by the news channel. Must have helped him with some publicity. He is doing some mods which is over and above what denting jobs that his shop hoarding says. India thrives on such innovations not only in small cities but big cities too. For news channel, It's better than covering some celebrity catching cold.

Though the content coverage is hilarious .
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