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Old 18th February 2013, 12:10   #7681
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A lady says to her doctor: My husband has the habit of talking in sleep! What can I do to cure him of that?
Doctor: Give him an opportunity to speak while he is awake!
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Old 19th February 2013, 06:13   #7682
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Could you please translate all the other lines too ? And (I am silly) who is banta ?

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So, the joke here is.. there still are people using dial-up? :P
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Old 19th February 2013, 08:08   #7683
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So, the joke here is.. there still are people using dial-up? :P
Good point, may be we should change it to Edge users.
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Old 19th February 2013, 21:31   #7684
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Being 'in a relationship' and being 'in the hospital' is all the same .. Everyone asks 'serious hai kya?'
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5 Frogs Sitting On A Log.
4 Decide To Jump Off.
How Many Are Left?
Still 5 Left
Moral: “Lot Of Difference Between Deciding And Doing“
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Old 20th February 2013, 21:39   #7686
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People ACTUALLY do this! OMG!
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Got this as a whatsapp forward.
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Old 22nd February 2013, 11:57   #7688
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Got this as a whatsapp forward.
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Just when you are ready to say "In India, I have seen it all", something like this turns up!

Hats off to the driver for thinking outside the box and feel like doing this to the driver for putting the camel inside the box.
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Old 22nd February 2013, 12:05   #7689
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Just when you are ready to say "In India, I have seen it all", something like this turns up!

Hats off to the driver for thinking outside the box and feel like doing this to the driver for putting the camel inside the box.
This out of the box and inside the box is killing the camel. Poor animal, feel sad for it.
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Old 22nd February 2013, 12:22   #7690
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Just when you are ready to say "In India, I have seen it all", something like this turns up!

Hats off to the driver for thinking outside the box and feel like doing this to the driver for putting the camel inside the box.
That's not India.
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The Reality of Developer’s Life

aah! them good ol' days

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Old 25th February 2013, 01:39   #7692
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Listen tho this convo..
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That was hilarious!!! It made my day! Thanks
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Old 26th February 2013, 10:55   #7694
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Listen tho this convo..


The conversation looks quite fabricated towards the end of the clip. Eh?
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The conversation looks quite fabricated towards the end of the clip. Eh?
looks like a prank call from some FM station...
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