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Old 2nd June 2013, 19:58   #7801
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Times Now reporters hand in their resignation to Arnab Goswami after their campaign to make Srinivasan resign fails!

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I would only sally that OrrKnobb needs to be taken out and shot. I really cannot abide the fellow...
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I would only sally that OrrKnobb needs to be taken out and shot. I really cannot abide the fellow...
Arnab is eyeing the BCCI President's slot & he wants to appoint Boria Majumdar as IPL Commissioner.
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Call this number for the "Beast Price". Be careful though..
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Call this number for the "Beast Price". Be careful though..
Shouldn't that be 11,666 then? \m/

Edit: I read your post as "Call this the Number of The Beast price"!
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Effect of smartphones in everyones palm:

Yesterday a gulf returnee asked me to send google maps to his high end samsung phone through bluetooth!

I politely refused saying iPhone doesnt have bluetooth that can send stuff.
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⛪A girl prayin in church: I m in love with a boy who is far away from me... I'm in india and he lives in uk.. We met on Shadi.com... Became friends on fb... Had long chats on whatsapp... Proposed to each other on skype... And now 2 months of relationship through viber... I need ur blessings and good wish oh god.

Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter Have fun on tango. Buy your kids from ebay. Send them through gmail. And if you are fed up with your husband or kids, toh unko OLX pe bech de!
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Got this on whatsapp:
"Phone to iPhone hona chahiye, S2,S3,S4 to train ke dabbe bhi hote hain"

(phone should be an iPhone, rail coaches are S2,S3,S4 too ).

From a staunch Android fanboy..
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Got this on whatsapp:
"Phone to iPhone hona chahiye, S2,S3,S4 to train ke dabbe bhi hote hain"

(phone should be an iPhone, rail coaches are S2,S3,S4 too ).

From a staunch Android fanboy..
Man looking for an apt reply to this one. Its a matter of honour for us Android users.
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Man looking for an apt reply to this one. Its a matter of honour for us Android users.
Something like, "phone to HTC ka hona chaiye, baaki apple to fruit bhi hota hai"
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Something like, "phone to HTC ka hona chaiye, baaki apple to fruit bhi hota hai"
Add Blackberry also to the fruit list
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Rohit, While on the topic of phones and fruits, even at the risk of being condored, let me share this:


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Old 10th June 2013, 00:40   #7813
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Man looking for an apt reply to this one. Its a matter of honour for us Android users.
This is what my friend came up with,I quite liked it !

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agar phone lo to samsungg jaise...warna apple aur berries toh 50 rs ke bhi milte hai..
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This is what my friend came up with,I quite liked it !
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agar phone lo to samsungg jaise...warna apple aur berries toh 50 rs ke bhi milte hai..
How about "Droids are not perishable fruits" or "Droids eat fruits for lunch"?
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Lets change the flavor, then.
"Global currency rupees honichahiye, dollar to underwear bhi hota hai."
(Global currency oughta be rupees, dollar's and underwear as well.)
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