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Old 24th June 2013, 15:24   #7861
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As a final attempt to unite both, I'm planning to take her to OTR's and if possible, let her drive. By gods grace, if she gets addicted, or atleast understands the what the whole 'Jeep Thing' is about, I will be blessed!
too riskly bro. if it backfires, she may ask you to sell the jeep on the spot!

if it were that simple, don't you think we all would be blessed souls?
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been hearing this for a long time now!..

As a final attempt to unite both, I'm planning to take her to OTR's and if possible, let her drive. By gods grace, if she gets addicted, or atleast understands the what the whole 'Jeep Thing' is about, I will be blessed!
Please do mention the OTR date/location details to me. I'd like to be at the spot with cash to "buy" the jeep, in case @IronH4WK's prediction comes true

P.s. Of course, at a good discount
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Old 24th June 2013, 15:57   #7863
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A Priest dies & is waiting in line at heavens gate.
Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
God to the guy : Who r u ?
Guy : I am a rickshaw driver from Pune.
God : Take this gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven
God to the Priest : Who r u ?
Priest : I am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching good to people.
God : Take this cotton robe and enter heaven
Priest : God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold & I spent all my life preaching good get cotton
God : Results, my son, results.While you preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed...
"Its Performance, not Position that Counts !!
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Presumably, the business suffers......
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Presumably, the business suffers......
Haha! Nice catch! LOL extra person eh? This might give a lot of people ideas .
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Meanwhile in India

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Do they supply the extra person or does one have to bring their own?
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This isnt India at all.. Sherlock, may be you should use Watson's help more often
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That is Jakarta. For a moment i thought that is Nariman Point!
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all Bane wanted was..

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If the photo is real then the owner will be well advised to buy another RR, that is Range Rover
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This city is just parked in my basement, without moving, for almost 7-8 months now.
I am inclined to think a fellow petrolhead did this....
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This city is just parked in my basement, without moving, for almost 7-8 months now.
I am inclined to think a fellow petrolhead did this....
What exactly is written on the car? Not able to figure out. Can you help?
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What exactly is written on the car? Not able to figure out. Can you help?
I could make out only the 'I WAS KILLED' part. And yes, she was murdered! :(
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