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Old 7th August 2013, 16:14   #7936
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A mechanical engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife.

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wait a minute!! i read this on Facebook today!

the Hindi version is better
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Old 7th August 2013, 18:44   #7937
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audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
That was hilarious! Btw, i didn't know Mechanical Engineers earn that much!
Also it should be A8L, regular A8 is not sold in India.

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the Hindi version is better
Send the link, or post it here.
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Old 7th August 2013, 22:34   #7939
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Send the link, or post it here.
wait a second! you also got it from FB, only translated the last sentence from Hindi to English didn't ya?
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wait a second! you also got it from FB, only translated the last sentence from Hindi to English didn't ya?
I got it on WhatsApp, fully in English.
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i didn't know Mechanical Engineers earn that much!
I thought that was the joke here. The rest is just plain truth!!
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Well here is another one:
I have not heard the audio but the picture itself is hilarious.

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Well here is another one:
I have not heard the audio but the picture itself is hilarious.
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I've seen/heard men reacting like that when women drive! But, in this case, probably the lady's are always large!
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While trolling on FB, found this piece of interesting suggestion to keep calm in traffic.

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This a must watch! Hilarious!
Had a great laugh, thanks for sharing.
As a co-driver myself I find faults with both the driver and co-driver.

The co-driver calls are not coherent and his calls are high pitched and can create panic for the driver.
The driver is not used to driving with calls and it is clearly visible in his mistakes.

Lastly there is no synergy between the driver and co-driver which is never good.

But all in all I was really ROFL
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Old 14th August 2013, 18:51   #7946
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I almost died of laughter listening to this.

PS: Understanding of Hindi and a bit of Haryanvi accent might be needed.

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This a must watch! Hilarious!
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Forget the car, did the navigator survive ? He was choking himself. This is EPIC. Made my weekend. ROTFL
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The navigator was more nagging than the nagging wives portrayed in jokes! And he got a perfect answer at the end.
The driver in the video is Samir Thapar. He is a professional, actually retired rally driver. I think the inexperienced co-driver made him slip.

If you're familiar with the supercar scene in Delhi, Samir owns a blue Gallardo (MT, India's first) and an F430 (Novitec SC'ed).
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Read an employee's letter to the management on the death of his manager:

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You can't help ROFLing

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Amazon has released a list of Funniest Fake Reviews:
Funny Fake Reviews

Quite a laugh these ones. My favourite is the one about the Horse Head Mask:
"By wearing this mask, I was able to get anything and everything I needed. Plenty of hay, lots of time to run and, best of all, I no longer have to wear pants."

And then the Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk:
"I love emailing the Highway patrol while I drive to let them know the tag numbers of cell phone using drivers."

Read the whole list and have a few laughs!
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^ Good one! The ones you pointed are the best ones; would like to add the Uranium Ore one too
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