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Old 8th October 2013, 23:34   #8026
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Wanted to post in giveaway thread-

"I want to giveaway my bills, I really don't need them! Can arrange a free delivery to anyone anywhere!"
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Old 9th October 2013, 00:39   #8027
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Old 10th October 2013, 17:14   #8028
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Whats app forward !

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Old 12th October 2013, 09:34   #8029
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Gentlemen, please control your laughter.

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Old 12th October 2013, 11:30   #8030
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no feeling well today

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Old 12th October 2013, 20:45   #8031
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The most neglected fact of the entire decade:

Sachin Tendulkar's mother's name is RAJNI Tendulkar.

And his coach's name is RamaKANT.

Is there a need to say anything beyond this??
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Amazing customer service!!
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Old 15th October 2013, 18:26   #8033
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A friend's status on Facebook:

I am so much in debt that I think I can start a Government.
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Old 16th October 2013, 09:56   #8034
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It happens only in India, and Delhi it is...
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Old 16th October 2013, 19:58   #8035
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Being 'in a relationship' is similar to being 'in a hospital'

Everyone asks you the same question: 'Is it serious' ?
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Old 18th October 2013, 12:07   #8036
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Made in China vs Made in Germany
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Turtle : Nothing is slower than me.

Snail : Are you sure ???

Internet Explorer : Hello ! excuse me guys !

IRCTC : Awaaz Neeche
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After today's match concluded:

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Old 20th October 2013, 20:10   #8039
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Source: Yahoo India.

Ishant Sharma trolled after Mohali ODI
Ishant Sharma leaked 30 runs in the 48th over of Australia's 304-run chase with the visitors needing 44 runs. James Faulkner's assault was pivotal as Australia cruised to a win.

1. Ishant Sharma is God’s answer to BCCI’s wrongdoings.
2. Newton’s 3rd law modified: For every N Srinivasan, there is an equal and opposite Ishant Sharma.
3. Dear Dhoni, Ishant Sharma ko OLX pe bech de.
4. Ishant Sharma makes people miss Ashish Nehra.
5. Dhoni would have bowled better than Ishant Sharma. In fact, even Duncan Fletcher would have.Ishant Sharma: Going from bad to worse.
6. It wasn’t Faulkner, it wasn’t Voges. Australia’s match winner tonight was Ishant Sharma.
7. If ever there was an Orange Cap award for bowlers, Ishant Sharma would win it hands down.
8. Ajit Agarkar would be having second thoughts on his retirement after looking at Ishant Sharma bowl.
9. Restaurants to rename ‘unlimited’ offer packages to ‘Ishant Sharma’ packages.
10. Ishant Sharma should be called Lord Ishant Sharma henceforth.
11. Ishant Sharma doesn’t like to cut his hair because he wants to hide his face when bowlers thrash him around the park.
12. BCCI should consider giving Ishant Sharma voluntary retirement.
13. When Ishant Sharma bowls, it’s a working holiday for all fielders. Of course, the spectators are the real fielders.
14. Ishant Sharma doesn’t need a towel to indicate that he’s giving away runs.
15. Colors to give Ishant Sharma a wild card entry to Big Boss season 7.
16. Abey Kuruvilla can bowl better than Ishant Sharma.
17. Dhoni isn’t India’s greatest finisher, Ishant Sharma is.
18. Ishant Sharma has the ability to overshadow Sir Ravindra Jadeja.
19. At this rate, Ishant Sharma would end up with the most number of centuries (with the ball) for India in ODIs.
20. LOL is Ishant Sharma’s middle name.
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Bet you cant even imagine what this user manual (yes!) is for... :0)
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