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Old 21st October 2013, 08:53   #8041
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The first pic is for mechanically challenged guys!

The 2nd is for curious onlookers while washing ones car!
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Old 21st October 2013, 09:14   #8042
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Bet you cant even imagine what this user manual (yes!) is for... :0)
Is it for some aftermarket horn or reversing 'melody maker'??
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Old 22nd October 2013, 11:20   #8043
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Zebra crossing for vehicles at MG Road, Kochi.

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Hilarious to say the least.

But on a serious note it reflects the intelligence level of some of our sarkaari babus and also the way our money is wasted.
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Old 22nd October 2013, 21:02   #8044
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Is it for some aftermarket horn or reversing 'melody maker'??
Yep - a dual horn relay (musical walla) made by 'super' brand from Coimbatore
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Old 22nd October 2013, 22:56   #8045
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Yep - a dual horn relay (musical walla) made by 'super' brand from Coimbatore
Thought so. The 'melody maker' description gave it away! Even the Hindi translation doesn't make sense. Browser? Competition? Name:  cuckoo.gif
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Chevrolet India has launched a brand new 2013 edition of the Cruze on 24th October, 2013. Wonder if 2014 edition will be launched on 31st December, 2014.
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Some poor chap who couldn't make it into TBHP. The sticker had Honda written on it and an omni was carrying the sticker. Now you know why he couldn't make it. ;-)
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even with a little bit of "french" it's worth a read.

Mods, please feel free to move it to 4X4 area if it makes sense.

http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/41192...html%3C/div%3E
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Talking of spying by NSA ..

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Old 28th October 2013, 20:29   #8050
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Here's an interesting line I'd found in wikipedia about Skoda: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%A0k...ment.2C_Slavia

Here's how the article goes: "The origins of what became Škoda Auto go back to the early 1890s where, like many long-established car manufacturers, a company started out manufacturing bicycles. It was 1894, and 26-year-old Václav Klement, who was a bookseller in Mladá Boleslav, Bohemia, today's Czech Republic (then part of Austria-Hungary), was unable to obtain spare parts to repair his German bicycle.
Klement returned his bicycle to the manufacturers, Seidel and Naumann, with a letter, in Czech, asking them to carry out repairs, only to receive a reply, in German, stating: "If you would like an answer to your inquiry, you should try writing in a language we can understand". A disgusted Klement, despite not having technical experience, decided to start a bicycle repair shop, which he and Václav Laurin opened in 1895 in Mladá Boleslav. Before going into business partnership with Klement, Laurin was established as a bicycle manufacturer in the nearby town of Turnov."

It appears they're still keeping the traditions!

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i dare you

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Angry Birds!

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Old 6th November 2013, 19:57   #8055
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What happens when you do not train programmers in basic knowledge of domain that they are working in. This happened in most IT savvy bank - ICICI Bank.

I got a mail from ICICI bank to inform me of my consolidated balances. It goes like this -

1. Saving account 1: Rs 60,000.00
2. Saving account 2: Rs 10,000.00
3. Fixed deposit 1: Rs 20,000.00
4. Fixed Deposit 2: Rs. 10,000.00
5. Loan : Rs. 12,00,000.00
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Total Balance : Rs. 13,00,000.00
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