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Old 19th November 2013, 10:42   #8071
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Best fuel efficiency tip.........
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Old 19th November 2013, 11:29   #8072
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Best fuel efficiency tip.........
that's a PS job and an old one at that


gamers will relate to this

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Old 19th November 2013, 11:33   #8073
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@ IronH4WK, that was a direct lift from Facebook..

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Old 19th November 2013, 11:40   #8074
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@ IronH4WK, that was a direct lift from Facebook..
yes, but the one you lifted off Facebook was already Photoshopped

not saying you did it
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Old 19th November 2013, 12:05   #8075
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Hell nobody's getting into that bus!
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Old 19th November 2013, 17:02   #8076
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Typical Software Company:

Programmer to PL: "This is not possible!!!
Impossible. It will involve design change and
nobody in our team knows the design of the
system. And above that nobody in our company
knows the language in which this software has
been written. So even if somebody wants to
work on it, they can't. If you ask my personal
opinion the company should never take these
type of projects."


Project Leader to Project Manager: "This
project will involve design change. Currently
we don't have people who have experience in
this type of work. Also the language is
unknown so we will have to arrange for some
training if we take this project. In my
personal opinion, we should avoid taking this
project."


Project Manager to AVP: "This project involves
design change in the system and we don't have
much experience in that area. Also not many
people are trained in this area. In my
personal opinion we can take the project but
we should ask for some more time."


AVP to SVP: "This project involves design
re-engineering. We have some people who have
worked in this area and some who know the
language. So they can train other people. In
my personal opinion we should take this
project but with caution."


SVP to CEO: "This project will show the
industry our capabilities in modeling the
design of a complete system. We have all the
necessary skills and people to execute this
project successfully. Some people have already
given in-house training in this area to other
people. In my personal opinion we should not
let this project go by under any
Circumstance."


CEO to Client: "These are the type of projects
in which our company specialize. We have
executed many projects of the same nature for
many big clients. Trust me when I say that you
are in the safest hand in the Industry. In my
personal opinion we can execute this project
successfully and that too well within the
given time frame."
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Old 19th November 2013, 18:37   #8077
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ze Zombie Apocalypse in ze modern world

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Cheers!
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Old 20th November 2013, 13:02   #8079
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Check these texts from your dog
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/04/texts-from-my-dog/
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The parodies are incoming!





^Controversial Toronto Mayor - Rob Ford.

Several .jpegs with squirrels between trees and birds between twigs are already floating around.
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Old 21st November 2013, 12:04   #8081
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@ IronH4WK, that was a direct lift from Facebook..
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yes, but the one you lifted off Facebook was already Photoshopped

not saying you did it
Old it is! Check out the petrol rate in the pic - must be atleast 2-3 years back if not more!
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Old 21st November 2013, 15:54   #8082
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This one's quite old and may have been posted here before. Spotted it when I was browsing through some random Amazon stuff:

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PS: The real passenger airbag warning symbol is usually stuck on the passenger side sunvisor. It adds to the score of the Euro NCAP rating of a car. Refer clause 5.6, page 23 link.
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Old 21st November 2013, 20:23   #8083
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Oh boy.
George would be proud!
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Old 22nd November 2013, 01:50   #8085
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