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Old 14th May 2014, 09:37   #8296
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This is something which is been going on all over the groups in my whatsapp.

Pankaj fell in love
Pankaj married
Pankaj divorced
Pankaj udaas

Sonia was walking.
Sonia slipped.
Sonia fell into the drain.
Sonia Gandhi

Anil menbatti
Anil agarbatti
Anil dhoop
Anil kapoor

Umar walking on the road
Umar got kidnapped
Umar not found by family
Umar gul

Minisha purchased a cycle
Minisha started riding cycle
Minisha's height increased
Minisha lamba

William making fruit shake
William took pears
William put them in glass
William shakespeare

Mika went to studio
Mika went to recording room
Mika took the mike
Mika singh

Sameera went to a parlor
Sameera did her hair
Sameera did her makeup
Sameera Reddy

Poonam applies Chuna
Poonam applies Kathha
Poonam applies Gulkand
Poonam applies supari
Poonam Pan-dey

Khan goes to market
Khan buys a lottery
Khan wins that lottery
AMIR KHAN

Lance arms weak.
Lance joins gym.
Lance does chin-ups.
Lance Armstrong

Gautam riding a bike
Gautam had an accident
Gautham is in ICU
Gautam Gambhir
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Old 18th May 2014, 22:54   #8297
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Captain Americat!

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Old 20th May 2014, 17:37   #8298
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every freaking time

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Old 21st May 2014, 15:12   #8299
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Pearls of wisdom on Flying

1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If
you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless
you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get
bigger again.

3. Flying isní't dangerous. Crashing is whatís dangerous.

4. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you are on
fire.

5. You know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full
power to taxi to the ramp.

6. Always try to keep the number of landings you make
equal to the number of take offs you've made.

7. In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.
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Old 22nd May 2014, 21:59   #8300
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Every single time!

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Old 22nd May 2014, 22:07   #8301
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When you see a hot chick driving a tuned car
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Old 23rd May 2014, 00:23   #8302
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I didn't want to clutter the other thread.
But this was a masterpiece from our mod!!
Nor being sarcastic, honestly!

Guess which thread!

No, not yoda's.

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We dream, we reflect, we are reborn.
What is cribbing if not a dream for perfection. So do go ahead

Purpose is the driver of energy.
And you can give us the purpose, the purpose to fix
Flow is the nature of learning, and of us, so lets embark on this journey of fixing

Indeed,potential is the richness of health, and of us. And every failure is a waiting potential.By ennobling, we grow and by awakening, we self-actualize. And so its time to awaken and learn, what is going wrong

Nothing is impossible. Not even fixing. To navigate the journey is to become one with it. So lets embark on the journey of fixing.
After all aspiration is the driver of divinity.

Light at the end of the tunnel can be hope, or can be the train. When its a train, all we need to do is hop on.
So fear not.
Tell us the details, because, catch this train we must
Because to roam the path is to become one with it. After all, well-being requires exploration and we can safely say, that well-being of this *** is our motive, which makes us one with the universe.
So give feedback, so that we can productize impactful functionalities, to give you *** which can strike balance, cause balance is the driver of coherence.
I astriksed the giveaways.
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Old 23rd May 2014, 02:00   #8303
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I didn't want to clutter the other thread.
But this was a masterpiece from our mod!!
Nor being sarcastic, honestly!

Guess which thread!

No, not yoda's.


I astriksed the giveaways.
LOL. Great post by Sri Sri Sri Tsk1979 Maharaj Ji!
I felt like i have read a lot, and learnt very little. Kind of like my engineering courses.

By the way, if you wanted us to guess, you should have removed that red link thingy which upon clicking, takes us straight to the thread which has this post. Somewhat like the way i have re-quoted this post of yours:

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I didn't want to clutter the other thread.
But this was a masterpiece from our mod!!
Nor being sarcastic, honestly!

Guess which thread!

No, not yoda's.


I astriksed the giveaways.

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By the way, if you wanted us to guess, you should have removed that red link thingy which upon clicking, takes us straight to the thread which has this post. Somewhat like the way i have re-quoted this post of yours:
Oops!!
That didn't show up in the app..
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A boy has got 99.6% in 12th and others have commented on that
Go to the link and just read the hilarious comments
https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbi...8579&source=48

Amazing Comments
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A boy has got 99.6% in 12th and others have commented on that
Go to the link and just read the hilarious comments
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Amazing Comments
"I could have cleared two semesters of engineering with these!"
Epic comments, some.
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When you see a hot chick driving a tuned car
Man, Jack looks spooky in this moving image.
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Man, Jack looks spooky in this moving image.
IIRC that is from Anger Management. he's was plenty spooky in it
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Old 3rd June 2014, 15:42   #8309
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So honest. Have a look
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Old 4th June 2014, 16:41   #8310
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The most comfortable bicycle seat ever.
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