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Old 4th June 2014, 17:33   #8311
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The most comfortable bicycle seat ever.
Fancy a seatbelt in one of those?
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Old 4th June 2014, 20:49   #8312
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The most comfortable bicycle seat ever.
For amusement it is good, but there are type of bicycles called recumbent bicycles which have confy seats.
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Old 6th June 2014, 19:33   #8313
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WHY MEN AREN'T ALLOWED
TO RUN ADVICE In LOVE
COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES
AND NEWSPAPERS

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Hi! I'm a lady aged 26 married with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for just about 2km from home n my car engine started 2 overheat so i had to turn back and get another car. When i got home i found my husband in bed with our maid. I don't know what to do now. Please help.

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Dear anonymous.
Overheating of engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the carburetor. U need to check your oil and water level in your engine b4 u start your journey. U must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future. Hope this helped you...!! 
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Old 6th June 2014, 20:15   #8314
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Don't know if this is shared here before, but it's funny.
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Old 6th June 2014, 23:08   #8315
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Driver for sale

http://www.olx.com/iid-628423701

He says "I am very handsome and experienced"

I wonder what he wants to drive!!

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Old 7th June 2014, 11:27   #8316
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This one is from Facebook, mens humor page. Hit thanks if you like it.:thumbup:
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Old 7th June 2014, 14:37   #8317
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I allowed him to cut me off.
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Old 7th June 2014, 15:08   #8318
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Some of you would know.

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Hit thanks if you like it.:thumbup:
You should've known that the Shifting Gears section doesn't have a thanks button. :P
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Old 8th June 2014, 14:50   #8319
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Some of you would know.

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Lol. What were the blokes at McD's thinking?


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You should've known that the Shifting Gears section doesn't have a thanks button. :P


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Old 9th June 2014, 15:24   #8320
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More from Imgur.

If GRRM wrote The Lion King:

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Old 9th June 2014, 18:22   #8321
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Caught this excerpt on the rear of a cab in Bangalore. Oxford Dictionary -
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Old 13th June 2014, 00:18   #8323
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The Official Joke thread-imageuploadedbyteambhp1402598867.867223.jpg Made this myself.
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Old 18th June 2014, 15:23   #8324
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A few from my end, some of them my clicks, others as usual, saved from various sources

A grab from an email. Wonder if it fell off the roof!
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Clicked it in Bhubaneshwar on our way to Sikkim. NH5 was being repaired
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Another one grabbed from an email. The message of course, is great
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Our Labrodor at home trying to fit into the M&M Duro
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One from Mangalore, was parked in an isolated spot at midnight near a cemetery.
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Another one grabbed from an email. Not sure, why they chose this, being a water supplier!
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Caught this excerpt on the rear of a cab in Bangalore. Oxford Dictionary -
Ah, the DeVilce code again.
Flummoxed Langdon, now it flummoxes him!
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