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Old 14th September 2014, 18:59   #8506
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These guys have appointed technicians who have 100 Years plus experience

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Old 14th September 2014, 19:05   #8507
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100 years of combined experience means the sum of experience of all technicians equals or exceeds 100! And that's no laughing matter!
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"Combined" experience it says
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Old 15th September 2014, 08:48   #8509
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The car is real. I believe it's a one off.
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Old 16th September 2014, 17:41   #8510
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It's just too good! 25 Harry Potter Quotes taken out of context!
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I phone mystery unravelled by CID.
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I found this hilarious.

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-f...where-29224781

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A group of friends fed up with the state of disrepair on Lithuanian roads have banded together in a comic photo project to highlight the pothole problem in the country's second largest city, Kaunas.

The series of spoof photographs made for the offbeat Bored Panda blog plays on the idea that potholes are big enough to be mistaken for swimming pools, streams or even lakes. The gallery features people in swimming trunks preparing to dive in to crater-like road cracks, while others are fishing, washing their teeth or romantically gazing at the stars, cuddling each other next to a street puddle.

The Z999, which describes itself on Facebook as a "legendary outdoor group", says the aim of the project is "to laugh at the absurdity of this situation" while prompting the government to take action.

Road safety is a big issue in Lithuania. In 2013, local media lamented that the country ranked first in the EU for fatal casualties caused by traffic accidents. The rate of 100 victims per one million people is almost double the EU average of 55.
If at all such an initiative can solve pothole problems, we can do this on most of our Indian roads!
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Most probably a custom built .. I have seen some other 3 wheeler cars similar (but not exact) to this :
Isetta?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isetta

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I found this hilarious.

If at all such an initiative can solve pothole problems, we can do this on most of our Indian roads!
Our newspapers and social media show enough such pictures. Our city administration is so thick-skulled that they don't see anything wrong with the roads
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A duck walked into a general store, waddled up to the counter and asked: "Got any peanuts?"
"No", said the assistant.

The following day the duck was back again, "Got any peanuts?"
"No", said the assistant firmly.

The next day duck came again, "Got any peanuts?"
"No", yelled the assistant. "I've told you we don't have any peanuts. If you come back in here again and ask for peanuts, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor."

The next day the duck came in again and asked, "Got any nails?"
"No", said the assistant.
"Good. Got any peanuts?"
I know its been a long time.
But couldn't resist. Here goes. You've been Condored!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2737335 (The Official Joke thread)
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I found this hilarious.

If at all such an initiative can solve pothole problems, we can do this on most of our Indian roads!
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Our newspapers and social media show enough such pictures. Our city administration is so thick-skulled that they don't see anything wrong with the roads
By our standards, those Lithuanian roads are damned good!
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any resemblance to anything from the farm is purely coincidental
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The Image below is from Sakal Pune to highlight roads in Pune this year post rain.

Sorry I do not have the article.

link https://www.tineye.com/search/102e33...c897885d7f03c/
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How on earth do they corner?
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How on earth do they corner?
is that Batman on his BatPod in the middle?
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is that Batman on his BatPod in the middle?
Seems more like his butler Alfred
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