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Old 26th September 2014, 14:52   #8536
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Ijust had to share this. Since property guys on mail, who i sent a reply to for sending 3-4 mails a day responded with this:

Dear Mayank,*


I am pity about for the same. actually its a bulk mailing that's why weird for you. kindly don't consider this mail for your perusal. i also will remain in mind. i don't have any kind of determination for your distract concentration.

Wha-wha-wha-what????
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Old 26th September 2014, 15:03   #8537
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Ijust had to share this. Since property guys on mail, who i sent a reply to for sending 3-4 mails a day responded with this:
Please reply to him with this -
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Old 26th September 2014, 17:18   #8538
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Shots fired

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Surely God & Moses will have a good laugh looking at this poster!
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Old 5th October 2014, 19:57   #8541
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This is how a car from Karnataka was given a "temporary TN registration" during the day of Jayalalitha's arrest. Snapped at Kodai International hotel.
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Old 6th October 2014, 14:47   #8542
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Indian currency in the order of denomination

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Rohan, thanks for sharing
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E- commerce marketing is so much fun

Amazon buys domain bigbillionday.com and redirects users to Amazon.
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Old 8th October 2014, 14:47   #8544
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Was searching for WD-40 today:
And,
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Meanwhile on team-bhp (couple of years ago)
WD40=Increased performance thread (WD 40 = Performance Increase?)



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Old 8th October 2014, 15:00   #8545
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Was searching for WD-40 today:
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WD40=Increased performance thread (WD 40 = Performance Increase?)



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I found this hilarious.

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-f...where-29224781
If at all such an initiative can solve pothole problems, we can do this on most of our Indian roads!
So officially we have our own Bangalore version...
Cortesy: Today's Bangalore mirror

I liked the Lithuania version though

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Old 10th October 2014, 13:54   #8547
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The lawyer hopes you have legal problems !
The doctor hopes you get sick !
The police hope you become a criminal !
The teacher hopes you are not too smart !
The landlord hopes you don't buy a house !
The dentist hopes your teeth decay !
The mechanic hopes your car breaks down !
The undertaker wants you dead !
Only a thief wishes you prosperity in life and a sound sleep at night !!
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What a sore loser!
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what it really means

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Get a metal shift knob they said. It'll be fun they said.

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