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Old 8th November 2014, 00:24   #8581
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You are not color blind or anything right?
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Old 9th November 2014, 08:32   #8582
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Some cars suffer from flatulence.

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Old 9th November 2014, 15:46   #8583
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I especially like the Mother-In-Law bit!!
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Old 9th November 2014, 23:02   #8584
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Cheeky slogan behind auto driver's seat:

I couldn't afford a Volkswagen.

"Thus" Auto
This is the latest one circulating on whatsapp. Had a good laugh. Here's the visual.

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Old 10th November 2014, 14:27   #8585
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most people can relate to this

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True indeed

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Old 12th November 2014, 11:34   #8588
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Just a quick comment on some of those photos where people are present. Is it OK to share such funny/goof up pictures without permission from those people?
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Reminded me of my backs with 3d geometry...
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Yep, the beta version has this problem

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Stunner's speed can also be measured in terms of "kmpl"
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How about the 5.25 floppy with project files on them!! Also the HDD those days were far less than the RAM we use today...

And how many still remember writing their first TSR programs!! Hmmm good old days..
ah, them five quarter drives with flippty-floppy disks that often catch fungus in the center. our first computer, 486 DX-II had a 66Mhz processor, 4MB RAM and 54MB hard drive (i couldn't install Windows NT Workstation 4.0 coz it needed minimum 8MB RAM)! my current rig has 4.2Ghz octacore processor, 16GB RAM and almost 5TB of disk space (yep, me planning to open a data center at home)

how technology has changed!


in other news.. this is how it's done

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You are not color blind or anything right?
Actually colorblind people cannot see/differentiate between Red or Green and see them as shades of yellow.
If he had called it a Yellow BMW then it would have been something.
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After seeing this ad, you'll either be or

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After seeing this ad, you'll either be...


Very innovative. Maybe Ahuja should try something similar

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