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Old 17th November 2014, 15:28   #8611
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While this may be called Jugaad in India, it will be called innovation any where else
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Old 18th November 2014, 04:20   #8612
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Wife sent text to hubby.

Hi I will be late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep before I return.

She sent another text, And I forgot to tell you that I got a Rolex for you

He texted back, OMG really?

She replied –No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.

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Wife sent text to hubby.

Hi I will be late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep before I return.

She sent another text, And I forgot to tell you that I got a Rolex for you

He texted back, OMG really?

She replied –No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.

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moral of the story - get WhatsApp, Viber or Hike - don't waste money on SMS
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Old 18th November 2014, 13:14   #8614
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Something to
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Old 18th November 2014, 14:25   #8615
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Heights..free loader.!
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Old 18th November 2014, 15:18   #8616
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Lol. This is awesome..... The guy has real good sense of humour
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Old 18th November 2014, 16:48   #8617
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Truly New Generation
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Someone wrote:
"Understood Interstellar"
in their job application to ISRO..
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Heights..free loader.!
A great big bird swooped down upon you and and screamed,
"YOUVE BEEN ME'd!!!!!"
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Someone wrote:
"Understood Interstellar"
in their job application to ISRO..

Continuing the theme..

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A great big bird swooped down upon you and and screamed,
"YOUVE BEEN ME'd!!!!!"

Ah, took some time to get there; that's deep

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Ah, took some time to get there; that's deep


Adele is rolling in so deep, that Mathew actually met her in the 5th dimension..
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All in One Quick Fix for petrol heads!
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So innovative
on all four corners i feel there is the whole team of Ninja Turtles
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All in One Quick Fix for petrol heads!
That flowchart is deadly serious, but missing one very important part...

Is It Electrical? -> Yes -> Put DeOxit on it

There, WD40, Duct Tape, and DeOxit. Complete tool kit
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