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Old 4th March 2015, 21:48   #8776
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Old 4th March 2015, 23:34   #8777
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Old 5th March 2015, 00:51   #8778
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Creating such stuff has kind of become a hobby

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I overheard this on a train the other day (discussion about the current H1N1 pandemic):

"Better to stay vegetarian. After all, the brinjal can't catch a fever and transmit it to you!"
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Old 5th March 2015, 18:58   #8780
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Trivandrum is a slightly conservative city compared to others or even Ernakulam in Kerala. Seeing the newer bikes, represented by Newgen in the pic, my office driver (nearing 60yrs) commented, "Rider on Ground floor, Pillion rider on First floor"
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What is the height of optimism?
Team BHP members listed prices for their used cars on sale!

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Old 6th March 2015, 15:28   #8782
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What is the height of optimism?
Team BHP members listed prices for their used cars on sale!

Cars or bikes for that matter. I have my occasional dosage of laughter looking at the demanded prices for their 'immaculate ride'. Agreed, well maintained vehicles are sought after and at a premium, but c'mon even premium has a limit!
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Old 9th March 2015, 07:36   #8783
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Old 9th March 2015, 13:54   #8784
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A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband having dinner in a restaurant with pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now... You didn't tell me you had a prescription".
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Old 9th March 2015, 16:47   #8785
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The Chinese....expected I'd say! But then again....imitation is the best form of flattery.

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Trivandrum is a slightly conservative city compared to others or even Ernakulam in Kerala. Seeing the newer bikes, represented by Newgen in the pic, my office driver (nearing 60yrs) commented, "Rider on Ground floor, Pillion rider on First floor"
Infact that is really the case with R15 V2.0 !

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What is the height of optimism?
Team BHP members listed prices for their used cars on sale!

True that! A modded 2006 Black Civic is up for sale. Looks nice and is well maintained agreed. But 7 Lacs? Just too ambitious!!

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That's a good one. There are some jokes that only an automobile enthusiast can understand.

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May be retained from their previous car
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Which Lamborghini is the cover from? And can we make out if that's a Super Sport or no?
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