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Old 5th June 2015, 09:02   #8956
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A WhatsApp forward
The boss got out of a BMW 7 Series and a junior employee remarked, "Wow Boss, that's great!"

The boss put his arm around the man & said, "If you also work hard, be punctual, put in more hours of work on weekends, take fewer holidays, achieve your targets.......

I will be able to buy an even better car next year!!
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Old 5th June 2015, 09:38   #8957
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Co-brother is a very South-India specific word. However, the usage is so well prevalent out here that even Collins Dictionary notes this usage as

"since, wife's brother is brother-in-law, to avoid all confusion regarding relation, sister-in-law's husband can be called co-brother. In fact, this term is being used in India, mostly among English speaking South Indians."

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Also called by some as "Cobra"
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Could not control laughing,

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Old 10th June 2015, 08:01   #8959
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^^Those 2 guys in white are using the power of 'chi' to push the truck!
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Could not control laughing,
If Mr. Einstein were around, he would publish another theory of relativity after watching this!
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I cant stop laughing either. The explanantion edits are epic!!
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The guy aboard the truck: That's the kind of pushing that I like to do!
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I am not too sure,but I guess I know the reason why this car is being sold!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to loo?
Because the "P" is silent.



Two cats, named "one two three" and "un deux trois" are crossing a river. Who swims across?

One-two-three.
Because un deux trois cat sank!



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I am not too sure,but I guess I know the reason why this car is being sold!
Looks like car floor vinyl mat, I have it in my car for the entire floor including boot. Very useful if you do it carefully and maintain.
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This one sums it up perfectly.
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http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/...bai-residents/
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Son: "Daddy, why did you put your thumb impression on my progress report instead of your signature?"
Father: "I don't want your teacher to think that anyone with your marks could possibly have a father who can read or write."
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This one sums it up perfectly.
Good one! Shared it with my friends.
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Old 12th June 2015, 16:36   #8970
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For those that get it!
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