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Old 31st July 2015, 10:58   #9061
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Even if the copycat directors don't give credit, Google will always know. ..
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O Fortuna is a famous latin song belonging to middle ages and is quite famous among music buffs ..

The lyrics in the song are quite incomprehensible for many people though it sounds quite serious and EPIC too !

Here is the link to it



This one, down here, is a kind of spoof to it on how one can mishear it basing on alien words. Listen to the original before listening to the spoof ... [ and be careful not to hold any cups of tea or coffee while you listen to this ]




Hope I am not condored !
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O Fortuna is a famous latin song belonging to middle ages and is quite famous among music buffs ..



Hope I am not condored !
Non condored , you salsa cookie!!
Oh man, I'll never be able to hear it straight again!!!
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Nice one. The racing line while walking.

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I always knew Canon was the best

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Non condored , you salsa cookie!!
Oh man, I'll never be able to hear it straight again!!!

Want 'mooooore Tuuuna' !?

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O Fortuna is a famous latin song belonging to middle ages and is quite famous among music buffs ..


This was the background score used for old Old Spice ad.

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This one, down here, is a kind of spoof to it on how one can mishear it basing on alien words.

Salsa cookies, send him to North Korea.. Almost died laughing!

Thanks for sharing; made my day
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O Fortuna is a famous latin song belonging to middle ages and is quite famous among music buffs ..
That was priceless! I was ROFL for a long, long time! The warning about the tea / coffee was very much needed, thanks for that as well. This is a classic and both videos have been downloaded to my disk for repeated viewing.
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The lyrics in the song are quite incomprehensible for many people though it sounds quite serious and EPIC too !
ROFL. Right in the league of the epic ''.
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Got this on Facebook. Almost certainly photoshopped.
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Quoting from the accidents thread.

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got this as a watsapp forward

its not filmy but was for real, lucky nobody go hurt
I would bet that it was a domestic tussle that it is going on. The spouse in the rear seat should have said something very nasty.

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The lyrics in the song are quite incomprehensible for many people though it sounds quite serious and EPIC too !
Hope I am not condored !
absolute laughter rut
Thanks for sharing. Yes - its like the old old-spice ad.

No offence meant to Rajkumar fans, but this video has done some rounds and does have a laughter quotient for its lyrics.
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A wealthy Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow 5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs quarter of a million pounds.
“The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Singh, “and I have all the necessary papers.”
The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. After Mr Singh leaves, the loan officer, the bank's president and all their colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a 250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a 5,000 loan.
One of the employees drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr Singh returns, repays the 5000 and the interest, which comes to 15.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, I must tell you, we’re all a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you’re a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow 5,000?"
The man replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only 15.41?"
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You've been Condored.

This joke surely have a record for being re-posted most no. of times.

For Eg.

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2481700 (The Official Joke thread)

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A wealthy Singh walks into a bank....
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Old 9th August 2015, 13:45   #9075
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carwatcher , you win !

Three Monkeys,


hear no evil
say no evil
see no evil !
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