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Old 25th September 2015, 21:57   #9136
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* The EMIs will start with the assumption that we will still be in market doing business in 2016.
* In case, we do, and you refuse to pay the EMIs, we retrofitted another cheat device in the car that can put you in trouble. Our current CEO is not aware of that so we cannot reveal the same on this public forum.
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Old 25th September 2015, 22:00   #9137
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Some more!!

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But there are many more funny VW memes out there which do not comply with forum rules.

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Old 26th September 2015, 00:15   #9138
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A single VW emits as much as 10 auto rickshaws hence, Das Auto
This must be some sort of a record in getting condored!
EDIT - The joke was repeated like within 10 posts! (Lol Das posts)
Just a few posts ago.. (The Official Joke thread)



VW is rumoured to supply engines for TUMTUMs & AutoRicks in India.

Ace.

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Old 26th September 2015, 01:24   #9139
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Apparently :

VW employs CEO of Maggi to head the company. Releases statement saying that the intake air was already polluted, hence the high readings.

Also recommends EGR delete (coz enjoy your car while you can), says the world's air is polluted anyways.

P.S. : Guys, this is India. We couldn't penalise a noodle maker, this is an automobile giant !
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Old 26th September 2015, 11:33   #9140
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Ok!
So with so many against VW, one for VW case:

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Choo choooooooooo
This is probably cleaner and less harmful than the emissions from a diesel or gasoline car.
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Old 26th September 2015, 14:08   #9142
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Found this as a Whatsapp DP.
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Ok!
So with so many against VW, one for VW case:
Nope. That's "Rollin' coal ", done by owners, not the truck maker. Semi/wannabe anarchist.
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Old 27th September 2015, 05:35   #9144
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* The EMIs will start with the assumption that we will still be in market doing business in 2016..
Are VW really EMIssion-free?
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Old 27th September 2015, 08:13   #9145
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Look at what a certain jeremy clarkson just brought!

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Poor jezza, always making one mistake after another

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Apparently :

VW employs CEO of Maggi to head the company. Releases statement saying that the intake air was already polluted, hence the high readings.

Also recommends EGR delete (coz enjoy your car while you can), says the world's air is polluted anyways.

P.S. : Guys, this is India. We couldn't penalise a noodle maker, this is an automobile giant !
Very true since the VW CEO has been requested to step down due to the scandal and the CEO of Nestle (Maggi !) after successfully sounding righteous on the Indian media, and somehow remaining unscathed in terms of penalties (at least I am not aware if Nestle has been fined anything) for putting monosodium glutamate (MSG) and lead in maggie noodles which have sold in India and been consumed for over 2 decades by Indians. Hence he was given the mantle to do the same in the US
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Look at what a certain jeremy clarkson just brought!

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Poor jezza, always making one mistake after another
But that tacho looks like it is a TSI?
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But that tacho looks like it is a TSI?
I also think its a TSI else the needle wouldn't be marked till 8000 RPM.
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seen in summer afternoons!
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Old 27th September 2015, 14:28   #9150
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Keep calm and drive your Jetta 1.9 TDI with the 6 speed DSG - the ones sold in India from about Sept 2008 till at least July 2010 (with the Pump Duse engine) without frowning.

The unfortunate EA 189 engines are 1.2, 1.6 and 2.0 litre common rail ones.
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