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Old 6th December 2015, 19:10   #9256
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People everywhere might now specifically try to mix up odd and even numbers for their vehicles just in case. They need to be ahead of authorities making such decisions everywhere in the country|
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Old 7th December 2015, 00:22   #9257
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Adding one more to the Delhi even odd joke file.

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Old 8th December 2015, 17:56   #9258
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Got this as Whatsapp forward :
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Old 8th December 2015, 18:00   #9259
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The lunatic is on the grass ..

The lunatic is in the hall ..

The lunatic is in my head ..

and in the Post Office savings accounts too !!!

Found this in the application form for a Post Office Savings account / NSC :

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Old 8th December 2015, 22:44   #9260
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My phone does this when watching Newshour @TimesNow Arnab Goswami #HeraldHauntsCong #ArnabHauntsMyphone
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Old 9th December 2015, 10:56   #9261
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that's the Math i know

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Old 9th December 2015, 11:27   #9262
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Received this joke on Whatsapp, quick search did not find it already posted here, so here goes:
No father has ever explained the importance of Studies in such an awesome way to his child...
"With every wrong answer that you write in your exam paper, your future honeymooon shifts from Singapore to Yeshwanthpur"
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Old 10th December 2015, 07:49   #9263
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Old 10th December 2015, 09:17   #9264
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got this on whatsapp. Maybe an old one, but really worth a laugh.

RG - mamma, what plans for the weekend?
SG - Income tax returns
RG - sahi hai. Film ka first part kab release hua?
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Old 10th December 2015, 09:22   #9265
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Wouldn't they need another twin-set of babies (one boy, one girl)
If they have to pay Men's doubles or Women's doubles?

Ace.

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Old 10th December 2015, 09:33   #9266
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Wouldn't they need another twin-set of babies (one boy, one girl)
If they have to pay Men's doubles or Women's doubles?

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Assuming that Men's and Women's doubles would have another such twin
But yes, sounds flawed now for that part.
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The Delhi odd / even jokes are too good. Here are two from my side (source - Twitter).

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Old 10th December 2015, 12:17   #9268
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( @rameshsrivats's Tweet: https://twitter.com/rameshsrivats/st...789030912?s=09 )
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Old 10th December 2015, 13:48   #9269
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Wouldn't they need another twin-set of babies (one boy, one girl)
If they have to pay Men's doubles or Women's doubles?

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Well, the original post didn't say 'Play tennis by themselves'
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Old 13th December 2015, 03:06   #9270
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Poor guy's car horn gets wired to his brakes XD

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