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Old 4th January 2016, 12:38   #9301
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While on the topic of Delhi, I hope you guys have seen this vid!

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Old 4th January 2016, 14:52   #9302
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26 year old educated boy with odd numbered vehicle and eligible for cooking gas cylinder with subsidy looking for beautiful girl with even numbered vehicle and non-eligible for cooking gas cylinder with subsidy. .... ... ...
I am considering trading my wife in for one with ration book and eligible for gas subsidy!
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I am considering trading my wife in for one with ration book and eligible for gas subsidy!
If either (consumer/ spouse) has a taxable income more than 10 lakhs, no subsidy.

So unless you are saying you earn less than your wife....

http://pib.nic.in/newsite/PrintRelea...x?relid=133955
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Probably somebody who is pissed beacause his membership to tbhp couldnt get approved even after multiple tries
But "Learn to Drive" part is true for the most TBHP stickered cars
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If either (consumer/ spouse) has a taxable income more than 10 lakhs, no subsidy.

So unless you are saying you earn less than your wife....

http://pib.nic.in/newsite/PrintRelea...x?relid=133955


That's ok. Honestly, I never thought I deserved that subsidy anyway, but when it was available, I wasn't going to say no. I guess Mrs G can rest easy.

Wait... there's still the ration book thing!
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Don't you think people who pay the taxes "deserve" the subsidy more than the people who don't pay any?
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Don't you think people who pay the taxes "deserve" the subsidy more than the people who don't pay any?

Coming to think of it, wouldn't it be wiser to give any "subsidies and schemes" to those only who pay income tax regularly,thus hopefully trying and getting more people to pay taxes?
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Wife was in the ICU!!

The husband was unable to control his tears.

Doctor: We are trying our best, but can't guarantee anything. Her body is not reacting. It seems she is in a coma.
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Husband: Doctor please save her. She is just 30 years old and the family needs her.
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Suddenly, something happened. Miraculously, the ECG started beeping like crazy. A hand moved, her lips mumbled.

And she spoke:
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Darling, I'm 29, not 30 !
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Husband: Shall we implement odd n even number system in our house also?

Wife: Oh! Good !!!. Let's implement. On all odd dates I will talk and on all even dates u listen!!
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Husband: Shall we implement odd n even number system in our house also?

Wife: Oh! Good !!!. Let's implement. On all odd dates I will talk and on all even dates u listen!!
Atleast, the husband is offered an option that he need not listen on the Odd Dates


Thats an offer he cannot refuse
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Photographed by a friend of mine at Kautilya Marg in Delhi at 8.30 AM today

Best way to defeat odd even

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Saw this on facebook! No offense to our Hyderabad brothers.

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Saw this on facebook! No offense to our Hyderabad brothers.

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The biggest joke here is that a Hyderabadi will even touch Starbucks when he can get superb Irani chai
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The biggest joke here is that a Hyderabadi will even touch Starbucks when he can get superb Irani chai
Oh ! Hyderabadis aren't as intelligent as you think ...
We are as much fools as our other cities' brethren who are just pulled towards the BRAND image
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The biggest joke here is that a Hyderabadi will even touch Starbucks when he can get superb Irani chai
Haha true! But we tend to believe that all that glitters is gold!

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Oh ! Hyderabadis aren't as intelligent as you think ...
We are as much fools as our other cities' brethren who are just pulled towards the BRAND image
Yep, very much true!
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