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Old 19th April 2016, 12:39   #9436
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For all the Java fans
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Old 19th April 2016, 13:35   #9437
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Ha ha... As a user, I have always detested .net!

Long live... well, anything, as long as it isn't .net
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Below excerpt is taken from Hero official website.

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http://www.heromotocorp.com/en-in/th...med-fi-62.html

"PROGRAMMED FI - works by injecting the appropriate amount of fuel into the cylinder, precisely calculated by the date received through hi - tech sensors in the engine that feeds the engine data and environmental conditions to a central computer system called the ECU - Electronic Control Unit."

I was wondering for 5 minutes how they use DATE to calculate the amount of fuel to be passed.

Hero guys, you need proof readers.
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It is so hitech that it calculates from the date fuel was filled in! Yeah, they need a proof reader badly.

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"PROGRAMMED FI - works by injecting the appropriate amount of fuel into the cylinder, precisely calculated by the date received through hi - tech sensors in the engine that feeds the engine data and environmental conditions to a central computer system called the ECU - Electronic Control Unit."

I was wondering for 5 minutes how they use DATE to calculate the amount of fuel to be passed.

Hero guys, you need proof readers.
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It is so hitech that it calculates from the date fuel was filled in! Yeah, they need a proof reader badly.

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Below excerpt is taken from Hero official website.

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http://www.heromotocorp.com/en-in/th...med-fi-62.html

"PROGRAMMED FI - works by injecting the appropriate amount of fuel into the cylinder, precisely calculated by the date received through hi - tech sensors in the engine that feeds the engine data and environmental conditions to a central computer system called the ECU - Electronic Control Unit."

I was wondering for 5 minutes how they use DATE to calculate the amount of fuel to be passed.

Hero guys, you need proof readers.
Looks like they have gone through your comment. "Date" changed to "Data".
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Been seeing this .. & find it funny

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Old 21st April 2016, 06:54   #9442
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Looks like they have gone through your comment. "Date" changed to "Data".
Look again! "Date" on 2nd line remains unchanged.
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Looks like they have gone through your comment. "Date" changed to "Data".
Nope. It's still there. See the latest screen grab taken today morning.

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This one is howlarious . Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

Thanks to Shreyas Hande for sharing!


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Old 25th April 2016, 12:27   #9445
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Got this as a Whatsapp forward

I work in an IT firm and it is pretty common for us to face issues with laptops. We have a service desk that solves our issues when a ticket is raised. One day I was facing some issue with Outlook and I raised a ticket to get it resolved. I got a call from Service desk lady after some time and it went this way:

Lady: Hi I'm calling from service desk, what is the problem?

Me: (I explained the problem).

Lady: Can you please share your screen and give me the control so that I can solve the issue?

Me: (I shared the screen and gave the control. She solved it!!)

Lady: You may close the ticket from your end, the issue is solved.

Me: Thank you very much, I will close the ticket.

I opened her profile in Lync (it is business version of Skype, where you can chat and view the profiles of your company mates etc.) and had a look at her profile. The display pic looked small in size. I instantly messaged her Employee ID to my colleague(my college mate) and asked him to have a look at her. He replied "She looks good in some angles".

I tried searching her FB profile with the help of her name, but there were too many results.

I started searching on LinkedIn instead, I found her profile this time. I was trying to enlarge the profile pic and suddenly a message popped up - it says

" You may please stop sharing your screen!!"

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Ha Ha, embarrassing!

And, in some parts of the world, might have got you into some trouble too.
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Amby Valley? (just that this one is at Daman)
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Ankit's share

Takes his car right into the platform in Bengaluru City Railway Station.
we should be thankful that he didn't make the train come to his bedroom. : )
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Did anybody read this? "That's my floor, m'lord. "

http://m.hindustantimes.com/delhi/sl...PEwWivgpI.html
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Did anybody read this? "That's my floor, m'lord. "

http://m.hindustantimes.com/delhi/sl...PEwWivgpI.html
OMG!! Thats really ROFL stuff.. I burst out in the middle of a meeting and almost fell off my chair. Sheepishly had to explain myself later on. Not safe for workplace reading specially in the middle of boring meetings!!
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