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Old 22nd June 2016, 16:51   #9496
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That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!
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Old 23rd June 2016, 16:36   #9497
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Zoom Car with horsepower . Any takers?
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After multiple failed attempts to clear his CA exam, Pappu lost interest and returned to his family business of manufacturing bulbs.

And that is how CFL (CA-FaiL) bulbs were invented.
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I heard this joke from my gym trainer today and it took me ages to understand:

How do you get down off a horse?
You don't get down off a horse. You get down off a duck.
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Having travelled in indian share Autos & RTC busses,, I am not surprised about ISRO sending 20 Satellites in ONE vehicle. This is our Culture.
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Old 25th June 2016, 11:04   #9501
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Got this fwd on WhatsApp a while back.. See #13. True isn't it?


What Indian advertisements have taught us?

1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.

2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbour doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.

3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.

4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.

5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!

6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.

7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls.

8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!

9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10

10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.

11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.

12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people who make better milk products.

13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.

14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over you face.

15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.

16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.

17. People believe that Bacardi makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.

18. The only time mothers and daughters talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil.

19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat. And, finally this

20. Mutual fund investments are always subject to market risks please read the offer document carefully before investing.
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Anybody who is looking to buy a Mini Cooper?
I used to think they verify the posts on their website!

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Now British English will have only 3 vowels *a i o* ....
as it has left *e u* .....
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20. Mutual fund investments are always subject to market risks please read the offer document carefully before investing.
No you are wrong - it is actually

Mutualfundinvestmentsaresubjecttomarketrisksplease readtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting

But I think this must be a condorable post!! I remember having read it here
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Spotted this outside a nearby hotel.

(For the non-Maharashtrians among us- )
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SUV owners should take care that their vehicle does not cause inconvenience to other people when parked.
And it so happened that an AVVENTURA was parked right behind this board at that moment!
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Old 30th June 2016, 07:52   #9506
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Wonder why I never thought about THIS! What an absolutely BRILLIANT idea!
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This is a must watch!

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The Prius out ran the Honda?? or was that the leaf or the volt? not a Tesla for sure
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The Prius out ran the Honda?? or was that the leaf or the volt? not a Tesla for sure
I like that, thats what you noticed in the video.

It's a Honda Insight IIRC - a Prius equivalent by Honda.
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"Hello I need better stopping power."

"Certainly sir, how much more?"

"All of it."
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