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Old 18th October 2016, 09:08   #9586
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Next gen 40 seater Innova caught testing in Bangalore. Non aspirated engine confirmed.
Naturally aspirated, I presume.
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Yep. Sorry non aspirated would mean choking it to death!
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Looks like everyone is taking a shot at Samsung
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Looks like everyone is taking a shot at Samsung


To balance out things, here is a hilarious one I received for Apple.

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Who is the perfect man and where to find him!
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Not sure if this has been posted on the forum before. Having had to deal with Tata ASSs quite a bit, I could totally relate to this guy

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As received on WhatsApp

What happened to 'Cyrus' is a 'Mistry',
All we know is that 'Ratan' said 'Tata'.
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Pierce Brosnan: "Wy wvem ih von, aemz von"

Angelina : "What??"

Pierce Brosnan: (Spits Pan Bahar) "

My name is Bond, James Bond"

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I know this is OT, but couldn't resist sharing this Whats App forward. Mods please delete if inappropriate:

"Dont buy a Tata car, they have just fired their Mistri"
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What did an engineer working at an Automotive OEM receive when he was terminated from employment?


- A 'firing order' !!
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Bikers I say!!

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Not good sportsmanship

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Have a safe Diwali folks!

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