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Old 11th November 2016, 14:01   #9616
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Looking at the mad rush at many Banks and ATMs in the country to get cash, some one told me, "If Indians had realised the importance of withdrawal at the right time, there wouldn't be so much crowd for withdrawals in Banks today"
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Old 12th November 2016, 22:24   #9617
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Weekend picnic spots-
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Old 13th November 2016, 09:29   #9618
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After all the black money's gone....
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On WhatsApp:

Income tax department is sending notice to the group admin seeking details of all those people who are not participating in chat since November 8th..

IT dept feels these people may be busy converting thier currency.
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From the Facebooks 😂

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From the Facebooks 😂

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But this one looks like Whatsapp to me (not facebook) with the time stamp and the sent arrow too
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But this one looks like Whatsapp to me (not facebook) with the time stamp and the sent arrow too

Yes yes, but I got it from Facebooks only 😂
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...and all this ruckus in the last week was triggered by Arnab resigning.
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2016 US Elections.


Yes, that's the entire joke people.
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He's not doing his job!

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He's not doing his job!
It is "GOLDEN" not "GOLD"!!
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Just in case this hasn't been posted before...

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Just in case this hasn't been posted before..
How should I read it
YOU ARE - NOT - MY SON (or) YOU ARE NOT, MY SON!
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The latter, with the comma after 'not' is grammatically correct & in line with the intended gist.
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How should I read it
YOU ARE - NOT - MY SON (or) YOU ARE NOT, MY SON!
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The latter, with the comma after 'not' is grammatically correct & in line with the intended gist.
Isn't the fella just saying the other fella is not his son as in "you are not my son", hence "you're not my son"
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