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Old 23rd December 2016, 07:30   #9646
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Fantastic discount at the More supermarket I visited last night!
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Old 23rd December 2016, 10:27   #9647
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Fantastic discount at the More supermarket I visited last night!
Hey, just not fantastic, they are IRRESISTIBLE OFFERS as claimed by more
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Old 17th January 2017, 22:18   #9649
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Not sure if this is already posted. Makes for good reading especially the point by our politicians debunking how Cows contribute to Green house gases.
Cows exhale Oxygen!
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While going through popular Sunday Mattress website, I came across this review. Kindly note the use of word 'right'.

It aptly reflects our psyche.
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Got this forward on whatsapp..
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Old 24th January 2017, 17:00   #9652
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Jeremy Clarkson incorporates "massage seat feature" into an old BMW, on episode 11 of The Grand Tour.

He scoops out the rear seats and replaces it with a Thai masseuse.

Couldn't find a YouTube link. You can watch it on Amazon prime. https://goo.gl/wqpmdb

Another funny homage from that episode
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Old 25th January 2017, 12:04   #9653
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Old 25th January 2017, 19:50   #9654
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Parks a DC AVANTI in his front porch and uses the Merc as a beater!
Excellent!
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Old 26th January 2017, 09:13   #9655
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Q: How do you clean a muddy FIAT?

A: You give it ABARTH !


I came up with this one at the sight of a beautiful Abarth Punto yesterday ..
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Old 2nd February 2017, 17:39   #9656
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Lower your car they said!
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Old 3rd February 2017, 11:35   #9657
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Where you are frequenting khau galli's
And need a good tray stand to look like a spoiler
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This could very well happen in Bangalore
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Did he take the literal oxford dictionary meaning for the word Yeti here, or is this a dissatisfied Skoda owner. :-)
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Did he take the literal oxford dictionary meaning for the word Yeti here, or is this a dissatisfied Skoda owner. :-)
I kept wondering why the seller is referring to the gender (or gender identity issues) of the car, and after some time it struck me - the car is in immaculate condition.

To the seller I have this to say - "Buddy, if your car has been emasculated it sure isn't immaculate!"
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