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Old 10th March 2017, 12:23   #9676
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Here's a true "Team-Bhpian"....

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Old 14th March 2017, 18:01   #9677
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The relationship between a law abiding, tax paying citizen and the government.

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Hope I am not condored here.
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Old 16th March 2017, 16:05   #9678
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Disclaimer - I too own a blue car.

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^^ I guess he meant the one parked farther.
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Old 16th March 2017, 17:16   #9680
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^ Exactly the reason why Arun posted that here .

Something like this :

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Old 18th March 2017, 14:25   #9681
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Yesterday we went to a restaurant to pay taxes. VAT, Service Tax, Education Cess, Krishi Kalyan Cess, Swachh Bharat Cess etc. The people there were really nice and warm. They even gave us food. ��

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Cops in Dimapur, Nagaland know their memes.
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Another 'Copy-Paste' job

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Mistakes do happen, but how come on a document like e-Auction sale notice which will (should) pass multiple level of checking & approval before being sent for publishing?
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Old 20th March 2017, 16:15   #9684
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This is a real question asked by a parent on Quora.

https://www.quora.com/Which-institut...IT-preparation

The answers are, well let's say, not too flattering either.
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When one door closes, another one opens. That's when you realise that...
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you've bought a really bad second-hand car!
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Quote:
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When one door closes, another one opens. That's when you realise that...
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you've bought a really bad second-hand car!
ha, ha!

I just learned that this is a perfect example of paraprosdokian!!

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Old 22nd March 2017, 11:21   #9687
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Just received this in a whatsapp forward : Very true - for Bangaloreans

For others: These are the biggest bottlenecks on the stretch which hosts maximum tech companies, and hence a daily grinder for most of the IT folks at bangalore
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Attack that chariot!!

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Received this as a watsapp forward. It relieved my mind today. I was rolling on floor after watching this.

Mod Note: If this has already put up earlier in here kindly excuse me.

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A WhatsApp forward. Enjoy The Official Joke thread-img20170326wa0000.jpg
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