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Old 22nd April 2017, 16:07   #9721
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Received on whatsapp. Credit to the unknown cartoonist who came up with this brilliant bit.
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The other day I saw a car with the "Live to Drive" sticker, but guess what, it was being driven by a chauffeur!
Early morning drive to office with nothing else to think about, I had a good chuckle thinking the sticker should be changed to "Drive to Live"
No offence, just a light moment..
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The other day I saw a car with the "Live to Drive" sticker, but guess what, it was being driven by a chauffeur!
Early morning drive to office with nothing else to think about, I had a good chuckle thinking the sticker should be changed to "Drive to Live"
No offence, just a light moment..
In fact, I was thinking of suggesting such a sticker for cabs!
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Is this a joke...or did ADITYA PURI really say that?
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Is this a joke...or did ADITYA PURI really say that?
I think he is "too honest" to be saying that. Other MDs follow the advice to the "T" and will never say it.
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At the Anna salai flyover at Chennai!
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Courtesy - A Malayalam troll forwarded on WhatsApp.

Me: How are you?

SBI Staffer: FINE!!
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Lamborghini Tractor
Just shows the genius of Lamborghini, even his Tractor design looks so neat and classy. Hats off to him.
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I found this on my Facebook news feed! Hilarious!
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A French company MD: "Indians love compact cars. Hence in our flagship compact SUV, we have given them everything compact, including compact Airbags!"
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Was Buddha the enlightened hinting at WannaCry when he said this?

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Hope it's not been posted before
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I had read this story (a true incident in some city in the UK) in the newspaper, a while ago. Some guy received a traffic ticket in the mail for breaking a traffic signal, along with a photo of his car's license plate captured by the signal camera.
He mails back a photo of currency notes totaling to the fine amount. After getting a reply from the traffic department with a photo of handcuffs, he pays up!
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