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Old 7th August 2017, 12:16   #9781
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P1: Hungary!
P2: Then you should probably eat!
P1: Maybe I can find some food if I Czech the refrigerator!
P2: There is Norway you will find something to eat in your refrigerator!
P1: They are a real Spain to put up with!~
P2: Really? I don't Bolivia?
P1: Uganda be kidding me.
P2: Denmark my words, you will not find better puns :P
P1: Kenya think of more puns?
P2: Na, Iran out of ideas.
P1: Iraq my brains to think of more!
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Old 7th August 2017, 14:37   #9782
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P1: Iraq my brains to think of more!
Canada mn Chile be so spicy? I need something to Sweden my palate
Would you care for some Malta nd cookies?
Lets go for Haiti instead..
Wow, that was Nice. We seem to have New zealand vigour..
O man, stop doing the ad Libya?
Ye men, Should I taly the list?

Thats all I could come up with in 15 mins
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Old 7th August 2017, 14:49   #9783
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Thats all I could come up with in 15 mins
It is nice that you talk turkey
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Old 11th August 2017, 18:35   #9784
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If Hyundai comes with a 7 seater Creta, what will it be called?
Simple...it will be calledExcreta
Because it is an Extended or Extra large Creta.
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Courtesy whatsapp:

A young sexy lady to her lover in a sexy and husky voice - 'Drive me crazy'.
The man drops her at Silk Board Junction.
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Old 14th August 2017, 12:17   #9786
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A young sexy lady to her lover in a sexy and husky voice - 'Drive me crazy'.
The man drops her at Silk Board Junction.
Shouldn't this be posted in the "Jokes" thread?
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Old 15th August 2017, 01:55   #9787
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That witty one-liner from our mods:
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If you're a car company, make sure those who handle your social media are car guys too, else...
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Old 22nd August 2017, 01:30   #9789
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Rajinikanth downloaded Blue Whale. Blue whale is now dead.
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This is one weird selfie, dont know if he lived to see his own selfie.
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Read this somewhere. Not sure if its true though -

Q. Why don't you see any advertisements for Lamborghini or Ferrari?
A. Because the people who can afford them don't waste their time watching television advertisements.
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Received from a known person as he shares this.

"After completion of my B.Tech from an average college I Got a decent job in TCS as a Software Engineer.
Under tremendous pressure from family to get married, I went to meet a girl under the arranged marriage system of India. After meeting girl rejected me upfront because she didn't liked my Job and of course I moved on and got married to another girl a year later.
After 3 years,
I saw the same beautiful lady at a traffic signal with her husband in a brand new Audi. And I was trying to kick start my Activa because the battery start was not working. She looked out of the car and briefly looked at me but without any hint of recognition due to helmet, she moves her eyes away!
At that moment, after driving a two wheeler for over 4 years, first time in my life I realized the value of a helmet
So always wear a helmet in your own safety!
Issued in the public interest by an honest Software Engineer."
Helmet not only saves you from accidents but also from embarrassments ..

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Old 9th September 2017, 08:44   #9793
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How about some Nano jokes - our favourite tiny, egg-shaped automobile.

How do you start a stalled Nano?
You pick it up and shake it.

What do you call a yellow Nano?
Sunny side up.

Did you hear about the Nano ambulance?
It's siren goes - na-no na-no na-no

What do you call a Nano after a roll over?
Double anda roll.

The difference between a Nano and an auto-rickshaw?
Foreigners sit in autos all the time.

Why did the Nano catch fire?
The pan was too hot.

Where can you leave your Nano in the city?
In a Nano-Nani park.

Why did the Nano cross the road?
It was a windy day.

Do Nanos ever die?
No they just wave Tata and Motor off into the sunset.
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An mechanical engineer, physicist, and computer programmer are in a car driving down a steep mountain when the brakes fail. The car careens around bends picking up speed until they finally reach the bottom and the car rolls to a stop.
The engineer hops out of the car and begins inspecting the brakes for the source of the failure. The physicist grabs a pad of paper and starts calculating the maximum angular momentum and friction coefficients.
The computer programmer looks at the car, then at the mountain and says, "Let's push it up to the top and see if it happens again."
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Old 27th September 2017, 10:47   #9795
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An mechanical engineer, physicist, and computer programmer are in a car driving down a steep mountain when the brakes fail. The car careens around bends picking up speed until they finally reach the bottom and the car rolls to a stop.
The engineer hops out of the car and begins inspecting the brakes for the source of the failure. The physicist grabs a pad of paper and starts calculating the maximum angular momentum and friction coefficients.
The computer programmer looks at the car, then at the mountain and says, "Let's push it up to the top and see if it happens again."
Hopefully that car runs on Android. Else, try opening the Windows and closing them, then restart
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