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Old 7th August 2017, 12:16   #9781
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P1: Hungary!
P2: Then you should probably eat!
P1: Maybe I can find some food if I Czech the refrigerator!
P2: There is Norway you will find something to eat in your refrigerator!
P1: They are a real Spain to put up with!~
P2: Really? I don't Bolivia?
P1: Uganda be kidding me.
P2: Denmark my words, you will not find better puns :P
P1: Kenya think of more puns?
P2: Na, Iran out of ideas.
P1: Iraq my brains to think of more!
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Old 7th August 2017, 14:37   #9782
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P1: Iraq my brains to think of more!
Canada mn Chile be so spicy? I need something to Sweden my palate
Would you care for some Malta nd cookies?
Lets go for Haiti instead..
Wow, that was Nice. We seem to have New zealand vigour..
O man, stop doing the ad Libya?
Ye men, Should I taly the list?

Thats all I could come up with in 15 mins
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Thats all I could come up with in 15 mins
It is nice that you talk turkey
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If Hyundai comes with a 7 seater Creta, what will it be called?
Simple...it will be calledExcreta
Because it is an Extended or Extra large Creta.
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Courtesy whatsapp:

A young sexy lady to her lover in a sexy and husky voice - 'Drive me crazy'.
The man drops her at Silk Board Junction.
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Old 14th August 2017, 12:17   #9786
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A young sexy lady to her lover in a sexy and husky voice - 'Drive me crazy'.
The man drops her at Silk Board Junction.
Shouldn't this be posted in the "Jokes" thread?
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That witty one-liner from our mods:
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