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Old 10th October 2017, 23:02   #9811
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OT: I am these days learning analytical modelling on R itself
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Old 11th October 2017, 08:31   #9812
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Much appreciated sir . I'm actually waiting for the day when someone uses tools like R and Tableau for the car sales analysis here or on any other relevant threads.

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R is a data analytics tool that simplifies data collection, segregation and processing. It is derived from the basics of SQL but has its own syntax. The joke was about data scientists still trying to understand it, and was a pun on Sun Tzu's book called Art of War.

(Today's joke based on an actual incident)
Received a wedding invite from a school friend, but the wedding venue is Whitefield. I wonder why people are so interested in having a destination wedding.
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Old 14th October 2017, 10:07   #9813
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When I was young, my astrologer said I was born for bigger things in life.

Pretty accurate prediction it was !!!

I moved from :

S to L to XL to XXL
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Old 16th October 2017, 15:44   #9814
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Got this on What’sApp today:

Diwali.....No crackers

Sankranti…..No Kite flying

Holi…..No Water

And so on…..

If this continues…..Amazon & Flipkart would be the only Great Indian Festivals left.!!

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When I was young, my astrologer said I was born for bigger things in life.

Pretty accurate prediction it was !!!

I moved from :

S to L to XL to XXL
That was quite funny daily driver. Happy to see your progress in life and the humorous way you put it across.

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A picture says it all.

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Old 22nd October 2017, 20:32   #9816
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Guy: What happened?
Friend: My nose is blocked.
Guy: Did you link it with Aadhar?
Friend: NO
Guy: That's why. Anything not linked is getting blocked.
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A picture says it all.
What is wrong or funny about this board or the video?

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Old 23rd October 2017, 10:25   #9818
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What non car guys do!
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Old 27th October 2017, 17:23   #9819
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I just wonder if the red arrow would be as long as it is!!!!
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@VKumar, this point has been considered by Mod team. We used to have the thanks button on all forums earlier, but as TBHP evolved, it was felt that the thanks button be restricted to specific forums only. This thread is one such where the option is no longer available.
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Old 30th October 2017, 22:36   #9821
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Man (to a beautiful lady): What's your name?

Lady: Eva Benz.

Man : Lovely name. Any relation to Mercedes Benz?

Lady: Yeah! Cost of maintenance is the same.
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A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."

A: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"
B: "No, I'm sorry I don't."
A: "Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."
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Story of a mega city called Chennai


Jan-Oct water scarcity
Nov & Dec water scares city
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If you are pointing at the pronunciation of Volkswagen then the Devanagari translation is correct:


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If you are pointing at the pronunciation of Volkswagen then the Devanagari translation is correct:


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You are right. Alas we don't have FOX-WAGEN. It would have been so much fun.
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