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Old 10th October 2017, 23:02   #9811
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Old 11th October 2017, 08:31   #9812
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Much appreciated sir . I'm actually waiting for the day when someone uses tools like R and Tableau for the car sales analysis here or on any other relevant threads.

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R is a data analytics tool that simplifies data collection, segregation and processing. It is derived from the basics of SQL but has its own syntax. The joke was about data scientists still trying to understand it, and was a pun on Sun Tzu's book called Art of War.

(Today's joke based on an actual incident)
Received a wedding invite from a school friend, but the wedding venue is Whitefield. I wonder why people are so interested in having a destination wedding.
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Old 14th October 2017, 10:07   #9813
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When I was young, my astrologer said I was born for bigger things in life.

Pretty accurate prediction it was !!!

I moved from :

S to L to XL to XXL
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Got this on What’sApp today:

Diwali.....No crackers

Sankranti…..No Kite flying

Holi…..No Water

And so on…..

If this continues…..Amazon & Flipkart would be the only Great Indian Festivals left.!!

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Pretty accurate prediction it was !!!

I moved from :

S to L to XL to XXL
That was quite funny daily driver. Happy to see your progress in life and the humorous way you put it across.

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A picture says it all.

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Old 22nd October 2017, 20:32   #9816
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Guy: What happened?
Friend: My nose is blocked.
Guy: Did you link it with Aadhar?
Friend: NO
Guy: That's why. Anything not linked is getting blocked.
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What is wrong or funny about this board or the video?
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What non car guys do!
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