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Old 12th April 2006, 17:46   #1096
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Old 12th April 2006, 18:17   #1097
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Man i have seen that shop somewhere before & didnt have a camera then
IS this on the BBay- Goa route abt 3 hrs or so out of BBay??
or damn was it when i was roaming around Hijewadi??
No i think the Bbay - Goa route.
Deja Vu really
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Old 12th April 2006, 21:03   #1098
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Man i have seen that shop somewhere before & didnt have a camera then
IS this on the BBay- Goa route abt 3 hrs or so out of BBay??
or damn was it when i was roaming around Hijewadi??
No i think the Bbay - Goa route.
Deja Vu really

Maybe you saw it earlier in this thread?

Deja Moo you say?

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Old 12th April 2006, 23:20   #1099
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Dear Sur,
If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, *** I am
not a good englis speaker.

This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I
wanted to joint your
school more fastly, but for the following reajon,
too much time lost in
getting slipper reservation in three-tyre
compartment. I tolded I has head
ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk
rejected to give ticket to I
and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji.
He said I to go to the
lady clerk.

At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long
time and finally with
great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun. Anyway
I thanked the station
master also because he was phully responsible for
getting birth of my sun.
*** a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my
hole life.

I hope u will look into explain my hole story after,
and late me joint
first. I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter
for your responsement.

May God blast you!"

Yours awfully,
Billu(Teechar)-wa tohar...
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Talking Letter To My Pets..

... Here is something someone sent me... Hilarious!!

When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not to switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in my way.

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. All other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note that placing your paw print in the middle of MY plate and food does not stake a claim making it YOUR plate and food.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object Tripping me doesn't help in your quest to reach the bottom first, because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think that I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort.

Dogs and cats actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to one another, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge of the door and try to pull it open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Honest.

Also, I have been using the bathroom by myself for quite some time -- canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.

I can't stress this one enough -- kiss me, THEN go smell the other dog's/cat's behind. .

To pacify you, my dear companions, I have posted the following notice on our front door:

Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and then Complain About Our Pets

1. The pets live here. You dont't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why it's called "fur"niture.).

3. To you, our pets are just animals. To us, they are an adopted son/daughter who happens to be hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

4. Dogs and cats are better than kids because:
---- they don't ask for money all the time
---- they are easier to train
---- they usually come when called
---- they don't hang out with drug-using friends
---- they don't need a gazillion dollars for a college education,
---- if they get pregnant, you can sell the children.


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Old 13th April 2006, 18:58   #1101
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dunno if posted earlier

WHY DID A BLONDE STOLE POLICE CAR??

SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A PORSCHE , WHEN SHE SAW 911 WRITTEN ON IT.
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Old 13th April 2006, 22:45   #1102
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A man is speeding in his Ferrari on the highway.......suddenly
a hare hops up from nowhere, onto the road. unable to dodge it he
runs right o v er it............overcome by concern he stops his car
to inspect the hare..........the hare is dead. being an animal lover ,our
Ferrari driver tries to bring back the hare to life........he
frantically searches the dicky of his car and finds a spray- can
there.......he sprays the dead animal with it...suddenly the hare springs back to
life........it runs along the road....looks back and waves at the
man....then again runs along some distance ,looks back and waves at
him.....and then
again runs further,looks back and waves...
the man looks at the can and reads these words...
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'HAIR SPRAY. BRINGS LIFE TO DEAD HAIR.INCREASES WAVINESS.'
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Old 13th April 2006, 22:46   #1103
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One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him
Rs. 4 for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs. When paan
waala asks him for the rest of the money ...Bond replies ....?????
Take a guess
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Dhai (2.5)another day.........
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Old 13th April 2006, 22:46   #1104
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Ek aadmi bank se bahar aake ek auto mein chada....autowala usko
us k ghar le gaya aur 100 rs liya. actually, it wouldn't have
costed more than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he
was not able to see anything.kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha But then,
raat hote hi, uski aankh theekh ho gayi and he was able to see
everything
clearly.
WHY?
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yonki autowaale ne us aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!!
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Old 13th April 2006, 22:53   #1105
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Q. What happens when someone goes to Mount Olive??

A. Popeye beats the sh!t outta him..
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Hahahhaa This one damn funny ! pardon if you have seen it !



Safe,
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Old 14th April 2006, 04:23   #1107
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Excuse if posted again ...

How to shower like a woman:
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes. Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and Jaffa cake body wash. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Jiff lemon spray cleaner Get out off shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like A Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror. Admire size of your knob and scratch your ***. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your *** leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap. Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk. Take a long relaxing piss. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry-off. Fail to notice water on floor. Admire knob size in mirror again. Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise again. Throw wet towel on bed.

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Old 14th April 2006, 05:15   #1108
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Some of exclusive products for ladies ...







Njoi,
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Check following link.
http://www.strategypage.com/humor/ar...s_20057151.asp

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Revvhead
Man i have seen that shop somewhere before & didnt have a camera then
IS this on the BBay- Goa route abt 3 hrs or so out of BBay??
or damn was it when i was roaming around Hijewadi??
No i think the Bbay - Goa route.
Deja Vu really
No dope,

I posted that pic last year on this thread and you found it funny. Bombay goa, you wish
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