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Old 27th April 2006, 23:02   #1141
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ok tats 76....i better it a lil
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Old 28th April 2006, 15:29   #1142
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Right now i did 73 Meters.


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Old 28th April 2006, 16:23   #1143
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Have managed 83 till now.
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Old 28th April 2006, 17:21   #1144
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OT.. should we start another thread called DRUNK MAN WALKING so that we can all post our scores there?
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Old 29th April 2006, 00:29   #1145
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this is buggggggging! i reached 73mts!
maybe cant go further coz am on a laptop
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Old 29th April 2006, 08:45   #1146
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this is buggggggging! i reached 73mts!
maybe cant go further coz am on a laptop
Does that hamper your ability to walk??
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Old 29th April 2006, 10:53   #1147
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Oh Damn... Not able to better than 75 :(
Nice game though...
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Old 29th April 2006, 12:29   #1148
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A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Taiwan on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese man for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
One of the bank’s employees then drives the Ferrari into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Chinese man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have had your business and this transaction worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”
The Chinese man replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
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Old 1st May 2006, 11:11   #1149
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The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand."
"And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis you got from scrunching up in all those uncomfortable positions," the medic said.
"Heck, no," the old fellow replied. "I want to borrow your Lamborghini!"
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Gas prices are affecting my sex life.
With prices at $2 a gallon, I only date women in a 5-gallon radius.
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Old 1st May 2006, 11:12   #1151
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There was a crowd of bees flying around one day. These bees were most peculiar. They were powered by gasoline, rather than the allergenic goodies that bees usually eat. As the crowd flew along, periodically a bee or two would start to sputter; it would fly down to a gas station, drink up the gas spilled in fueling a car, and then fly up and rejoin the crowd.
One bee began to sputter a little, but flew right by an open gas station. As he passed the second station, he coughing badly, but still he flew on. Finally, as he was on his last fumes, he dove down to a station and gassed up.
When he rejoined the crowd, his neighbor challenged him:
"Look, you passed right by an open station when you started to get low. You passed another station when you were perilously low. And finally, you ran out of gas just in time to glide into that last station. Are you crazy?"

He replied, "Well, it's like this. The first station was a Gulf station. I really don't like Gulf at all. The second station was a Texaco station. That's even worse. But the third station was an Esso station. Let me tell you, Esso is my brand of gasoline. You know what they say don't you? ...
There's an Esso Bee in every crowd!"

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Old 1st May 2006, 11:14   #1153
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It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher greeted the class and said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me death?"
She saw only a sea of blank faces, except for that of Toshiba, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775," said the boy.
"Now," said the teacher, "Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth?"
Again, no response except from Toshiba: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped at the class, "You should be ashamed. Toshiba, who is new to our country, knows more about it than you do."
As she turned to write something on the blackboard, she heard a loud whisper: "Damned Japanese."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Toshiba put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982," he said.
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Old 1st May 2006, 11:15   #1154
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Old 1st May 2006, 15:21   #1155
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Originally Posted by normally_crazy
http://www.mis-group.com/funny/drunk...k_get_home.php

Try and wakl staight after a few drinks too many

I walked 45 metres ...edit 54 now.
Guys,

Visit this link again.
http://www.mis-group.com/funny/drunk...k_get_home.php

There is a record of 448 meter..
Mine best is 73 meter only.


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