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Old 15th July 2006, 05:30   #1351
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Old 15th July 2006, 21:30   #1352
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Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'You can have anything you want!'" "Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway."
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Old 17th July 2006, 09:29   #1353
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A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, ‘What’s in the bags?’ ‘Sand,’ answered the Sardarji.
Iqbal says, ‘We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.’
Iqbal’s guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts
them onto the sardarji’s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, ‘What have you got?’
‘Sand,’ says the Sardarji.
Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, the Sardarji doesn’t show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a ‘Dhaba’ in Islamabad.
‘Hey, Buddy,’ says Iqbal, ‘I know you are smuggling something. It’s driving me crazy. It’s all I think about…I can’t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?’
The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, ‘Bikes’
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Old 17th July 2006, 17:32   #1354
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Inanimate Gender.

Have you ever stopped to think whether the inanimate things around us also have genders? Believe it or not, they do! Check out these things we use in our daily lives, who would have though!?!
Ziploc bags are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Copiers are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons Are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed
A tire is male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated
A hot air balloon is male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
Sponges are female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
A web page is female, because it's always getting hit on.
A subway is male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
An hourglass is female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
A hammer is male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
A remote control is female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps! trying!

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Old 17th July 2006, 18:25   #1355
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What is the difference between the democratic countries of USA and India?

In USA you can kiss in a public place but not piss, in INDIA you can piss in a public place but not kiss.
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Old 18th July 2006, 10:04   #1356
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Default Laws of Life

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)
Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you donít want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine wonít work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphyís Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you donít know what you are talking about.
Brownís Law:
If the shoe fits, itís really ugly.
Oliverís Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilsonís Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it
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door gaaaon me jab baccha oooooooo oooooo karke rota toh maaa kya bolthi...

































so ja beta ...nahi toh bada hoke Himesh Reshammiya banega
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Old 18th July 2006, 21:03   #1358
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An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan

officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and

needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some

kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new
Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank.

Everything is checked out,and the bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the man returns,
repays the $5,000 and the interest,which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and
this transaction has worked out very nicely,but we are little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that u are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Indian replied,"Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks
for 15 bucks?"

Cheers !

Indians are indians......, Smart brains.
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RSJAURR.. thats a REPOST... Page 76 post 1127.. put up by ME!!
And before any of the mod's come out with a comment on my indepth knowledge of this thread... I just wanna say I REALLY cant help it if I remember jokes... so there.
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What do you call four old men in a skoda?
A- A geratrics ward!

But im still a huge fan of the Skoda!: )

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RSJAURR.. thats a REPOST... Page 76 post 1127.. put up by ME!!
And before any of the mod's come out with a comment on my indepth knowledge of this thread... I just wanna say I REALLY cant help it if I remember jokes... so there.
oops.........it was not intentional buddy.I got it in mail and just 'copy & pasted" it here.Anyway jokes r not like property u cant trespass.Hope u wont mind and enjoy this ...........

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oops.........it was not intentional buddy.I got it in mail and just 'copy & pasted" it here.Anyway jokes r not like property u cant trespass.Hope u wont mind and enjoy this ...........
HAHA.. Depends who your making me.... the Matador or the bull!!!
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2L8uLoose & rsjaurr, who would you like to be, in this case?
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2L8uLoose & rsjaurr, who would you like to be, in this case?
I call Shotgun on the MATADOR!
Wouldnt trade places with the bull for all the gold in Spain

EDIT:400 POSTS.. WOOHOO!!!!!

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Old 19th July 2006, 16:54   #1365
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Quote:
Originally Posted by condor
2L8uLoose & rsjaurr, who would you like to be, in this case?
none of these.......

Quote:
Originally Posted by 2L8uLoose
I call Shotgun on the MATADOR!
Wouldnt trade places with the bull for all the gold in SpainEDIT:400 POSTS.. WOOHOO!!!!!

alright...........have a look at this one........



i had a same pic but with bull closer to that guy and horn just about in...
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