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Old 21st June 2008, 11:45   #1
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Default Greetings from Sleezy Dippinbiscuits!

That's right, my name is Sleezy Dippinbiscuits. If you think that is funny, you will be happy to hear that TheOne® (my lady) is Sloopy Battyshorts!

I received this email this morning from an old friend who visits Team-BHP as a guest often. Thanks a lot!

As for you lot, I'd like you to figure out your name and post it here so we can have a good laugh at you. Come on, be a sport, let's be silly!!

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Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, post it here, introducing yourself by your new name.

C. Laugh out loud.

Simple eh?
And don't be a spoilsport - a police officer is now known far & wide as Snickle Pottyboob!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names....

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

Got it? Good.

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = b atty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

Got that? Remember this is only half your new last name.

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Got that? Now join the 2 halves of your last name.

Voila!! You have your new name! Let's hear it then!

Using the above for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

What's yours?
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Old 21st June 2008, 11:49   #2
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Crusty Dippinnose

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Aloha I'm cheesey Dippinpants. lol. good one Sam.

ps: Oi Dippy there's no drippin it's Dippin.
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ROFLMAO - that is too funny.
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Dumbo Wafflehump
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dipsy dippinlips.

I like this name a lot.

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Aloha I'm cheesey Dippinpants.
that quite suits your personlaity.

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Dumbo Wafflehump
This is a classic
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dipsy dippinlips.

I like this name a lot.
Wow, this name makes you irresistible.

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i got
liver chuckelbiscuits.
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i would be a sleezy chucklesniffer
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Presenting yours truly, Sleezy Dippinhonker.
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My GF is now known as - TOOTSIE WAFFLEBRAINS.
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I am Sleezy Dippin Sniffer ...lolz so i am now SDS
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I am Sleezy Dippin Sniffer ...lolz so i am now SDS
No no, Dippinsniffer is ONE word.
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This thing will be fun at the meet today
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