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Old 1st March 2005, 22:23   #1
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Talking u wanna apply for leave?...check these out...

1. A student's leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class...."
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2. A candidate's application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past. Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."
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3. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.
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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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5. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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6. An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
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8. A covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
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9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.
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10. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave".
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11. Letter writing:
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave"
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Old 1st March 2005, 22:35   #2
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lol!!! Nice.. espcially "my headache is paining"
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Old 1st March 2005, 23:09   #3
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i like the no. 6 and 9
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This is good stuff maaan.LOL
Will keep it handy for a leave.

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Old 2nd March 2005, 09:23   #5
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I am not sure how genuine these things are. My house owner is working in ITI, and going by that experience I can tell you they are pretty close to reality.
Last year there was a news item that this ITI was in some 100 crore (if I remember correctly...) debt. No wonder...
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Good ones Iceman..... 2, 3 and 4... Damn funny......
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Old 2nd March 2005, 10:53   #7
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Hey that was very funny, good stuff, liked the 4, 11 & 12
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good ones iceman! loved the last few!!
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That's a riot.Good ones!
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Gr88 ones iceman.. will surely be uselfull
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