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Old 7th March 2005, 11:14   #1
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Default Sniff petrol! A must read site.

Came across this site while searching for something.

I haven't stopped laughing since! It is just friggin hilarious! You have to read carefully to catch the subtle jokes at times. OMG....Just take a look!

an example: In an unprecedented move, the FIA has already announced that Ferrari is the winner of the 2005 F1 championship. Freed of the pressure to aim for the driver's and constructor's title, the tedious Man United of motorsport is now free to devote all of its time to being a bunch of arrogant double crossing ****s. Spies say Schumacher simply cannot be arsed with the new season and has replaced himself with a scary bionic half-robot from the future. Happily no one has noticed.

www.sniffpetrol.com

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Old 7th March 2005, 16:05   #2
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This is just hillarious!!! Goes straight to my favourites folder.

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Old 8th March 2005, 15:11   #3
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i think uve hit a jackpot !!!! its a riot man !!!
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Old 9th July 2005, 00:50   #4
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Default Sniff Petrol.

Hi Guys,

For all those who are worried about Petrol issues on your car heres something cool to find out why and how of it. Check out http://www.sniffpetrol.com/index.html. An email that tells their motive:

From: sniffpetrol
To: sniffpetrol@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Friday, July 01, 2005 12:50 PM
Subject: [sniffpetrol] The July Sniff is outside with engine running


Hello once again,

With happy heart and frankly rather tired eyes I can now tell you the
new issue of Sniff Petrol is up and scampering around like some kind
of badly produced, orange coloured, car-related spaniel:

http://www.sniffpetrol.com/index.html

If you're still seeing the old one, click refresh or the 'home' button
on the left. Or you could do neither of those things and instead send
me a slightly smug e-mail that insists there is no new issue, as if to
suggest that I send out these messages as some kind of decoy with
which to attract you to your computer whilst I climb through the
kitchen window and steal all your cutlery.

Anything else to contact@sniffpetrol.com

Thanks awfully,

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Old 9th July 2005, 23:34   #5
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here is from the websites main page

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Sniff Petrol is saddened to report the tragic death of Formula 1 motor racing. Following a long decline, F1 finally passed away in America on Sunday 19 July.
wow seems like a expert talking
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Old 24th October 2005, 11:36   #6
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DR FERDINAND PIECH. CHAIRMAN, VW GROUP

-Dr Piech was born in Austria and raised in a hillside cave. By wolves.

-Dr Piech is Ferdinand Porsche's grandson. He is also related to Les Ferdinand, Archduke Franz Ferdinand and The Miki Ferdinand Experience who had a German number one in 1974 with Meine Liebe ist heiß.

- Since seeing his portrayal of the similarly named Professor Peach in The Italian Job, Dr Piech's idol has been British comedian Benny Hill. When visiting an assembly plant Piech often runs around at double speed, pursued by scantily clad women and a park warden. He also brings a small bald man to VAG board meetings and repeatedly pats him on the head in an amusing manner

rotflmao!!!! I forgot how funny this site is!
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bwahahahahaha.......ROTFLMAO......

now that's what you call truly hilarious....that porsche article almost made me fall off my chair laughing....ha..ha...

a very neat find indeed, rtech...cudos...
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Quite a disoovery , although I have known this site for some years now
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My bad I did not know this thread already exists please merge / close this thread: http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/showth...t=Sniff+petrol
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Great find rtech .... still reading Issues

Here's one which i liked ...
Lambourghini wowed show goers with their new Murchilargo supercar. The Murcheligo, which replaces the legendary Doblo, has a 6.2 litre V12 giving 7,500bhp at 571rpm and incredible performance: 0-60 takes over 200 seconds and top speed is an amazing 3.8mph. Audi's influence can clearly be seen in the Murkylingo's styling and in the news that all buyers will be offered a high performance pronunciation course to help them to get the most from saying their car's name. "We want our customers to fully appreciate the potential of this complex new name," said Montibongo designer Luke Donkerbonk, "and we've learned lessons from Ford's experience with the car. No, that's car. No, no, you've still written it wrong" We asked Lambogihni engineer Luca Flambidambi about the company's future plans but Sniff Petrol isn't very good at Italian and I think we might have insulted his mother instead. "You have disrespected my family," he said candidly, "and now I will have you destroyed."
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Old 24th October 2005, 17:51   #11
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ha ha ha ha
very funny site ... good
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Superb!!
Completely hilarious!
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Old 24th October 2005, 18:09   #13
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That site was just very funny, thats a great find
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