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Old 12th December 2008, 11:53   #31
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Viddy, tujhe donkey hi mila tha kya.
My driver yaar. He drove the Lancer right into the backside of a donkey (a of an a).

I asked him how he managed that and he said he didn't see the donkey cross the road. Mind you this was on queens road. Got a new bonnet as there were 2 round depressions on the bonnet.
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How come we missed this?

Do not eat anything while driving. the food comes before your eyes and your concentration on the food increases rather than on the road.
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Old 12th December 2008, 12:09   #33
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While driving, never watch a car in front of you that's being rear-ended into a donkey's rear-end.
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Never fart in the car just coz there ain't any passengers ... your car's certainly not going to like you any better.
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Never spit your 'pan' with windows rolled up !
One of my co-passengers did a few days ago!! Ofcourse he was on a high

On a serious note, never spit.
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Do not try to guess the movie played on the LCD in the car ahead of you.
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Do not I repeat do not ask for the girls number in the passenger seat of the neighbouring car. (experience)
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Do not I repeat do not ask for the girls number in the passenger seat of the neighbouring car. (experience)
Trust you to do something like that.
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what to do control nahi hua
The after effects where crazy though
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what to do control nahi hua
The after effects where crazy though
Would like to hear about them sometime.
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what to do control nahi hua
The after effects where crazy though
We sure would like to know. Kindly elaborate.
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Old 12th December 2008, 14:07   #42
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How to adjust the left OVRM of a car which doen not have electric adjustment:

Get a passenger and test your communication skills

If youre doing it yourself -- remember to engage the handbrake before leaning over!

vikram, how about tonight at Maddur CCD there is a drive happening???

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Well it happened one fine evening in bangalore.
was heading to airlines ot mee the guys for coffee and then decided what to do.
Stopped at this signal and saw this gorgeous beauty looking at my car, did I mention gorgeous ok.
Then I just continued to the next signal, there again she is checking my car out. I gathered courage pulled my window down look at her and smile. She smiles back I think I am heaven. I say hi and ask for her number. She continues smiling and says her BF would not like it. Uh Oh thats when her BF realises what has transpired and loses it.
man trust me lucky he was in an ikon if he had a TATA or a Hummer he would have run me over. started abusing and waving his hands. I thought she would calm him down but alas she just sat there mute.
I was like holy crap, the guy literally chased me for like 15-20 mins, tryiong to cut me off etc.etc I dint want to stop and watch things get ugly. Since then its a strict no no.

OT: I saw her the other day again at Nyk's, man she still is gorgeous and I dint have the cajones to go up and say hi though maybe a drink or two later I would have but then it was too late.

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Do not inspect the contents of your nasal passages now on the tip of your index finger while stopped at a light in my presence. I concede they are level one.
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I was like holy crap, the guy literally chased me for like 15-20 mins, tryiong to cut me off etc.etc I dint want to stop and watch things get ugly. Since then its a strict no no.

OT: I saw her the other day again at Nyk's, man she still is gorgeous and I dint have the cajones to go up and say hi though maybe a drink or two later I would have but then it was too late.
I was in splits after reading this. BTW didn't you noticed the BF in the car before or you were too lost in her eyes
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