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Old 19th December 2008, 16:58   #16
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The very thought that I had lost him forever gave me a creep.
What was the creep's name?
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Old 19th December 2008, 17:03   #17
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Lol Sam

roses are red
violets are blue...
get on the floor..
.....make up the rest
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Old 19th December 2008, 17:03   #18
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You can slap me, beat me, black & blue,
But never say, we can't be together, it hurts me a lot, you have no clue.
Pat me, hug me, kiss me will you not?
For it has always been you, with whom I have dreamt of tying the knot.


A chick is asking her guy to beat her and then pat her!

If this is poetry, Gimme more.
This is my kinda lovin for sure
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Old 19th December 2008, 17:05   #19
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What was the creep's name?
That was my first reaction too,maybe everyone should proofread their poems before posting here.This thread is gonna be interesting to watch.May be merged with the official joke thread soon
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Old 19th December 2008, 17:08   #20
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You may kill me from inside,
With your fake incessant cries,
You may think I m still in the dirt,
But still like dust, I ll rise.

Does my happiness kill you ?
Why are u upset and gloom?
I walk like I ve got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.

Just like nights and days,
Certainty arise,
Like hopes springing high.
I ll rise.

Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
Weakened by my soulful cries.

Forever lies, Total disguise
Soul Sacrifice,
You may cut me with your eyes,
But still like air, I'll rise.

Does my smile offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard.
Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
Diggin' in my own back yard.

Look into my eyes!!!
I am a black ocean, leaping and wide!
You may tear me with your force!
But still like waves, I ll rise.
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Old 19th December 2008, 17:16   #21
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In Japan, under Zen poetry, a Haiku is a very short but very meaningful poem. Here goes ;

transformed into gold dust,
sprinkled all over you,
i am.
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Old 19th December 2008, 17:20   #22
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A chick is asking her guy to beat her and then pat her!

If this is poetry, Gimme more.
This is my kinda lovin for sure

I thought Sam's post was funny,yours takes the cake Vikram.Kinda figured thats how this thread will proceed.Others taking apart the poems of the brave people who actually dare to post their attempts at poetry piece by piece Hope no one is going to get offended.I'm gonna love this thread for sure lol
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Old 19th December 2008, 18:09   #23
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What was the creep's name?
It 'is' Abhishek. I am going to get beaten black & blue if she ever manages to read this. Luckily, she is not on TBHP "yet".

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A chick is asking her guy to beat her and then pat her!
Well, let us just say she thought she deserved to be punished for what she did, but didn't deserve to be deserted like this .
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@mclaren- Very nice thread. Will post mine when at home.

@humyum- Liked both of your creations buddy
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Old 19th December 2008, 18:36   #25
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Automotive poem / rhyme (not by me):

Ruth rode my motorcycle
Sitting behind me
I took a bump at sixty
And rode on ruthlessly
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Luckily, she is not on TBHP "yet".
Maybe we should invite her over. What says?

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Automotive poem / rhyme (not by me):

Ruth rode my motorcycle
Sitting behind me
I took a bump at sixty
And rode on ruthlessly
Hrishi, just one question. Where in god's name do you find such stuff?
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Old 19th December 2008, 19:13   #27
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Maybe we should invite her over. What says?
Ya sure. Why not, I shall pass on the message to her. She isn't into cars, so I doubt she will oblige your request.
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Old 19th December 2008, 20:17   #28
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Automotive limmerick:

There was a girl from Mecca
who got on a bus to Decca
the bus went down
and up went her gown
she asked the driver, "kuch dehka"?
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I guess VTU is another name for all of us, and someone's got his calendar all mixed up.
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I guess VTU is another name for all of us, and someone's got his calendar all mixed up.

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