funny bumper stickers on cars... - Page 3 - Team-BHP

Samurai · 11th August 2005, 23:28

In most US schools, when a kid makes it to honor roll, the school hands out a bumper sticker to the parents that says My Son is a Honor Student in XXX School.

Therefore it is quite common to see this sticker on lots of cars and mom-wagons (read Minivan).

However, once I saw this bumper sticker on a pickup truck that said My son beat up your Honor Student.

navin · 11th August 2005, 23:41

the 1st sticker i had read "Heaven does not want me, Hell's afraid I'll take over" now this was in the 70s and those of you who can remember that far will remember there was this club (we used to call them bars then) in Mumbai (ok Bombay) called Hell. Hell's coasters read "This coaster is stolen from Hell". Since then at one time or ther other I have always had 1 or 2 stickers on my car if only to be able to tell my car from others. However my wife put a stop to that after our son came.

Jaggu · 12th August 2005, 10:02

"bacdafucup"

..............

vivekiny2k · 12th August 2005, 11:33

from a car in my company

"Driver carries no cash, he is married"

my own thoughts on bumper stickers.

"don't rush, God can wait"

tsk1979 · 12th August 2005, 12:02

this one i though of taking inspiration from HIT

Kyunki yeh road meri hai

manu · 12th August 2005, 12:03

Saw one in Gurgaon, on the back of one of those huge car carriers coming out of Maruti Udyog:
"Maaf karna. kad zara lamba hai."

Sid Schumacher · 12th August 2005, 18:05

DONT FOLLOW ME,I'M LOST TOO...well. i've got a printed shirt with that slogan
NICE ONES MAN, TOO KOOL!!

sridhar24 · 12th August 2005, 19:02

Saw this bumper sticker on a car "Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me", it was very funny

a4_attitude · 22nd September 2005, 12:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steeroid

If you can read this, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE

STEERIOD JUST WANNA UPGRADE YOUR QUOTE
"If you can read this, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE"

this is actually If you can read this, You're ****IN too close"

hahaha
My Fvt
If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers!

DCEite · 22nd September 2005, 12:30

I am going to put this on my wagonR..
"Maaf karna SLK bhenji, aap dikhi hi nahi!.."

?ushk@r · 22nd September 2005, 12:31

LOL!!

Gr8 stuff man

The Wolf · 22nd September 2005, 21:58

Oh man I had read "Attitude Overdose" on an old, tattered light blue Fiat Uno...that was it, I ripped all my stickers off my car!!!

Otherwise, 1) "Dont peep in, your daughter might be in."
2) "My nuts are made of titanium"
3) "Mein bhooth hoon"...what the hell is that?????????
4) "Crower camera's"....guess he forgot it was cams!!!!
5) "Im world a champ in pocket billiards"...huh!!!limit!!!
6) "Ive forgotten driving, help, any chicks around??"
7) "Katrina Kaif is my........"
8) "God is on my side"...on a bajaj scooter.
9) "Time to go home, fu** off"........on a sierra.

n_aditya · 28th October 2005, 03:55

LOL really neat ones....

some of my personal favorites:

1. Keep Honking... I'm reloading... (my shotgun)

2. If you can read this... I CAN SLAM MY BRAKES AND SUE YOU...

3. Honk if parts are falling off.

4. Horny ok please

5. WARNING! Driver carries only ammuntion.

6. Politicians and diapers are very similar. They need to change often and for the same reasons.

7. Caution! Blond thinking....

8. Boldly going nowhere.

9. You're not the only one lost.

10. Flying low!!!

Like them? lemme know guys...

Ones that i liked...

Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!

CAUTION! - I brake for tailgaters

CAUTION! - I drive just like you!

Believe in life after death. Mess with my car and you'll find out ---> I certainly would not have this one on my car lest some jack@$$ does mess with my car.

Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?

Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!

I suffer from c.r.s. (can't remember ****)

I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!

I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?

Horn Broken, Watch for Finger

I'm only driving this way to piss you off.

Thanks to you all.

Sahil · 28th October 2005, 04:12

I read on one of the members signature some qoute like "your nobody until you make it to my phonebook" or something like that. I am not quite getting the words right, it was worded better.

chaxy · 28th October 2005, 22:43

The funniest i had seen was this huge sticker " I LOVE MY CAT !! " on the bumper of a Female desi coleague in the US. Everyone in the office used to laugh at her car....the poor girl never realised why..

>chaxy

11th August 2005, 23:28	#31 (permalink)
Samurai Team-BHP Moderator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Coastal Karnataka Posts: 5,675 View My Garage	In most US schools, when a kid makes it to honor roll, the school hands out a bumper sticker to the parents that says My Son is a Honor Student in XXX School. Therefore it is quite common to see this sticker on lots of cars and mom-wagons (read Minivan). However, once I saw this bumper sticker on a pickup truck that said My son beat up your Honor Student. __________________ Samurai The notchy gearshift of GV has become buttery smooth after I started driving the Jeep.

12th August 2005, 10:02	#33 (permalink)
Jaggu Team-BHP Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,674	"bacdafucup" .............. __________________ The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference. -Calvin

12th August 2005, 12:02	#35 (permalink)
tsk1979 Team-BHP Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Noida, New Delhi Posts: 8,534 View My Garage	this one i though of taking inspiration from HIT Kyunki yeh road meri hai __________________ Reclaiming.....!

12th August 2005, 18:05	#37 (permalink)
Sid Schumacher BHPian Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 264	DONT FOLLOW ME,I'M LOST TOO...well. i've got a printed shirt with that slogan NICE ONES MAN, TOO KOOL!! __________________ *Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your beer.*

12th August 2005, 19:02	#38 (permalink)
sridhar24 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 848 View My Garage	Saw this bumper sticker on a car "Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me", it was very funny __________________ Don't limit your CHALLENGES, challenge your LIMITS!

11th August 2005, 23:41	#32 (permalink)
navin Team-BHP Moderator Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: mumbai Posts: 12,005	the 1st sticker i had read "Heaven does not want me, Hell's afraid I'll take over" now this was in the 70s and those of you who can remember that far will remember there was this club (we used to call them bars then) in Mumbai (ok Bombay) called Hell. Hell's coasters read "This coaster is stolen from Hell". Since then at one time or ther other I have always had 1 or 2 stickers on my car if only to be able to tell my car from others. However my wife put a stop to that after our son came.

12th August 2005, 11:33	#34 (permalink)
vivekiny2k BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Loveland, OH (cincinnati area), jabalpur, chennai Posts: 640 View My Garage	from a car in my company "Driver carries no cash, he is married" my own thoughts on bumper stickers. "don't rush, God can wait"

12th August 2005, 12:03	#36 (permalink)
manu Newbie Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Gurgaon Posts: 31	Saw one in Gurgaon, on the back of one of those huge car carriers coming out of Maruti Udyog: "Maaf karna. kad zara lamba hai."

22nd September 2005, 12:30	#40 (permalink)
DCEite Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: (Gur)Gaon Posts: 1,910 View My Garage	I am going to put this on my wagonR.. "Maaf karna SLK bhenji, aap dikhi hi nahi!.."

22nd September 2005, 12:31	#41 (permalink)
?ushk@r BHPian Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ahmedabad Posts: 70	LOL!! Gr8 stuff man __________________ ?ushk@r

22nd September 2005, 21:58	#42 (permalink)
The Wolf BHPian Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Bangalore Posts: 657 View My Garage	Oh man I had read "Attitude Overdose" on an old, tattered light blue Fiat Uno...that was it, I ripped all my stickers off my car!!! Otherwise, 1) "Dont peep in, your daughter might be in." 2) "My nuts are made of titanium" 3) "Mein bhooth hoon"...what the hell is that????????? 4) "Crower camera's"....guess he forgot it was cams!!!! 5) "Im world a champ in pocket billiards"...huh!!!limit!!! 6) "Ive forgotten driving, help, any chicks around??" 7) "Katrina Kaif is my........" 8) "God is on my side"...on a bajaj scooter. 9) "Time to go home, fu off"........on a sierra. __________________ I cried coz I had no turbo, till I met a man who had no VTEC!!!**

28th October 2005, 03:55	#43 (permalink)
n_aditya Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Currently at Chennai. Originally from Blore. Posts: 1,674	LOL really neat ones.... some of my personal favorites: 1. Keep Honking... I'm reloading... (my shotgun) 2. If you can read this... I CAN SLAM MY BRAKES AND SUE YOU... 3. Honk if parts are falling off. 4. Horny ok please 5. WARNING! Driver carries only ammuntion. 6. Politicians and diapers are very similar. They need to change often and for the same reasons. 7. Caution! Blond thinking.... 8. Boldly going nowhere. 9. You're not the only one lost. 10. Flying low!!! Like them? lemme know guys... Ones that i liked... Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert! CAUTION! - I brake for tailgaters CAUTION! - I drive just like you! Believe in life after death. Mess with my car and you'll find out ---> I certainly would not have this one on my car lest some jack@$$ does mess with my car. Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around? Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane! I suffer from c.r.s. (can't remember ****) I may be slow but I'm ahead of you! I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance? Horn Broken, Watch for Finger I'm only driving this way to piss you off. Thanks to you all.

28th October 2005, 04:12	#44 (permalink)
Sahil Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 1,978	I read on one of the members signature some qoute like "your nobody until you make it to my phonebook" or something like that. I am not quite getting the words right, it was worded better. __________________ ______________ __________ ______ __

28th October 2005, 22:43	#45 (permalink)
chaxy BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: hyderabad Posts: 257 View My Garage	I love my cat The funniest i had seen was this huge sticker " I LOVE MY CAT !! " on the bumper of a Female desi coleague in the US. Everyone in the office used to laugh at her car....the poor girl never realised why.. >chaxy

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