funny bumper stickers on cars...

[Godfather]

here are some more for you guys
1) dirt is for farmers.. tarmac is for racing ----- or fro you dirt racers
Dirt is fro racing.. tarmac is for getting there
2) if you cant keep up with the other dogs.. stay on the front porch
3) some cars burn rubber.. others just burn oil
4) Will race for food
5) girlfriend out of town.. offer for drags now accepted
6) stop staring.. my car gets nervous
7) dont teach your dad how to f***
8) you could not catch me even if we locked bumpers.
9) follow me or take a right and go to hell
10) horn is broken watch for finger
11)

[spdfreak]

how's this one..

You can ogle, but touching my bump costs!

naughty right?

[kpzen]

Originally Posted by Godfather

here are some more for you guys
1) dirt is for farmers.. tarmac is for racing ----- or fro you dirt racers
Dirt is fro racing.. tarmac is for getting there
2) if you cant keep up with the other dogs.. stay on the front porch
3) some cars burn rubber.. others just burn oil
4) Will race for food
5) girlfriend out of town.. offer for drags now accepted
6) stop staring.. my car gets nervous
7) dont teach your dad how to f***
8) you could not catch me even if we locked bumpers.
9) follow me or take a right and go to hell
10) horn is broken watch for finger
11)

Hey Godfather..
Good Ones .....!!!
Specially liked the 10th....
Keep it coming...

KP

[kphilip]

that was really funny ..Here are a few i noted when i was doin my BE in coimbatore
"Yes This Is My Fathers Road"
"Insured By Mafia,You Hit Me , i hit u back"

This was in one of my friends car during the setember 11 attack
"Beware,Bin Laden On Tour"

[Lotusking]

Really funny!. My favorite is 'Do not wash. Vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test.'

[paharino1]

Guys from North....Add those funny shayaris on the Trucks...Couple which I read :
" Dekh Saheli, Tera Sajaan Jaa raha hai "

" Titliyan Ras piti hain, Bhanwre Badnaam Hote hain "
" Galti Karta Koi aur hai , Truck Waale Badnaam hote hain "

[VtecDeGr8]

Originally Posted by kphilip

"Beware,Bin Laden On Tour"

That was a good one...

I've seen this in front of a house...
"Forget the DOG but BEware of the OWNer"

[byramshroff]

I read this on the bumper of an RS which belongs to some guy in my college-
"Take your Ex out tonight........................one bullet ought to do it !!!!"

[veyron1]

well, how about this one for keeps:" caution: all nuts in this car are tight, except the one driving it...."

or this:" my taillights don't work; so if you hear a bang, i've probably braked..."

[a4_attitude]

Thts on my babe!
ATTITUDE OVERDOSE - KEEP DISTANCE!

[v12]

Who's the BOSS?

[pratheesh]

hahaha.......kool stuff....keep it up man....and keep posting

[Godfather]

Here are some more
1) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
2) Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
3) If you are psychic - think "HONK"
4) You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
5) Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
6) You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!
7) Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
8) Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
9) Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done
10) Too many freaks not enough circuses
11) I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
12) And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be ... ?
13) I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
14) A penny saved is ridiculous.
15) All that glitters has a high refractive index.
16) Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
17) Anarchy is better than no government at all.
18) Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
19) It works better if you plug it in.
20) Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
21) The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
22) I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

23) Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
24) Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
25) I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
26) You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
27) "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
28) "When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."
29) "No Radio - Already Stolen"
30) Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."
31) "I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?"
32) My karma ran over your dogma.
33) A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
34) JESUS LOVES YOU EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU’RE AN ******E
35) I'M NOT LOSING HAIR… I'M GETTING HEAD
36) IF I WANTED TO HEAR FROM AN ******E…I'D FART
37) YOU LOST GET OVER IT...
38)DON'T DRINK & PARK ACCIDENTS CAUSE PEOPLE
39) I TRIED SEEING YOUR POINT OF VIEW
BUT I COULDN'T GET MY HEAD
THAT FAR UP MY AS*

[bruce]

Life Observations in a nutshell: Best bumper stickers

Sometimes it really is that simple: key realisations about life, the universe and everything can be summarised in a poignant bumper sticker. Here are a list of my personal favourites:

On career and success:

Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!
Excess is never too much in moderation.
Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.
Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I R S: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

On Politics:

Frodo failed. George Bush has the ring.
If you can read this, you're not the president.
The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake.
Vote Democrat — it's easier than working!
Vote Republican — it's easier than thinking!
In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask a native American!
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

On Science:

The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it.
Resistance is futile (if < 1 ohm).
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
Gravity: It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE!
Never believe generalisations.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

On People:

So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, closed.
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.
Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils — people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.
Dyslexics are teople poo.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.

On Philosophy:

I don't think, therefore I am not.
Don't believe everything you think.
What would Gandalf do?
I doubt, therefore I might be.
I fish, therefore I lie.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

On Life:

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.
Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.
Veni, Vidi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I got stuck.
Visualize Whirled Peas
Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
Frankly, Scallop, I don't give a clam.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Out of my mind - back in five minutes.
I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
Constipation causes people not to give a crap.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I did a little shopping.
If you're happy and you know it see a shrink.
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
If it isn't broken, fix it until it is.

On Computers:

An Apple a day keeps Windows away.
Double your drive space. Delete Windows.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
The box said Windows 2000 or better. So I installed Linux.
Use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for graphics, Windows for Solitaire.
The control key on the keyboard does not work.
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0!

On Driving:

Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.
If you believe in telepathy, think about honking.
If you can read this, I've lost the trailer!
Stoplights timed for 30 mph are also timed for 60 mph.
Follow that car, Godzilla - and step on it!
Don’t bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.
(Spotted on a passing motorcycle): If you can read this, my wife fell off!
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Honk If you want to see my finger.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Driver carries no cash. He's married.
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
Honk if you hate peace and quiet.

On the Environment:

So many cats, so few recipes.
Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.
I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

On Health & Fitness:

I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
Rehab is for quitters.
If you are what you eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
I'm a vegetarian - I eat anything that eats greens.
I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen.
I have the body of a god. Buddha.
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.


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[jkdas]

Originally Posted by v12

Who's the BOSS?

!!! spendid! Nevr even thought 8055 can do wonders