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Old 12th May 2005, 00:40   #1
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Talking this is funny but for real

one of my sisters friend lost her cell.

she went to the police station and said i wanna lodge a complain my cell is flicked the cop said ok


the cop there asked her name
she said

Suzzane Dias
guess what the cop asked next
" hindi main bolo"

what a nerd .....

finally he made her write her name
as sujan days (in hindi )

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Old 12th May 2005, 02:30   #2
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hahhaah, this is crazy....!! which police station did she go to
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LOL...thats hilarious.And our Mumbai police is ranked 3rd best in the world!!!!

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Old 12th May 2005, 02:52   #4
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3rd best?? whoever ranked it... do u have proof? is it for real??
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Old 12th May 2005, 03:36   #5
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Hey nitrous,
The Mumbai PD was the 2nd best until 2003 after which they slipped to the 3rd position.I seen the new ratings on Ndtv-india a couple of months back.
1. Fbi
2. Scotland Yard Pd.
3. Mumbai Pd.

Here are a few articles which states that they were the 2nd best.

mumbai police

mumbai police1

Strange,aint it??

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mumbai police having the third rank my foot ya you can rate them first but from backwards after that more scene we cant trust the policemen. ya you can give them 1st rank for corruption

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mumbai police having the third rank my foot ya you can rate them first but from backwards after that more scene we cant trust the policemen. ya you can give them 1st rank for corruption
heheh , im in splits cant stop laughing,
yes they beat the scotlandyard and fbi with their huge stomach.. now they are deiting a bit so moved to 3 spot.
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Old 12th May 2005, 11:54   #8
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Angry Kids !

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mumbai police having the third rank my foot ya you can rate them first but from backwards after that more scene we cant trust the policemen. ya you can give them 1st rank for corruption
Look 'kooldude'...I think YOU should be the last person to badmouth the police. You always bribe your way out & then you say that the police is corrupt !
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Thats hillarious !!!

And about the police ranking I really dont know what rank the PD dept will go to after some recent incidents we have heard of

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Look 'kooldude'...I think YOU should be the last person to badmouth the police. You always bribe your way out & then you say that the police is corrupt !
hey rjk
see i accept it that i have bribed them but the cops r corrupt since if they r not corrupt they would have put me into jail and confiscated my car for bribing them and for not possesing licence then i would say that they are not corrupt and i would have learnt my lesson. but they take bribes now if they do this not me anyone else will be of the view that if i break the law the cops will leave me if i bbribe them
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hahha cheatingdeath nice one man.thats really hillarious.


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that made my day :-)
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hey rjk
see i accept it that i have bribed them but the cops r corrupt since if they r not corrupt they would have put me into jail and confiscated my car for bribing them and for not possesing licence then i would say that they are not corrupt and i would have learnt my lesson. but they take bribes now if they do this not me anyone else will be of the view that if i break the law the cops will leave me if i bbribe them
But that also means that you are corrupt........
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see i am a kid i am not that mature enough to follow the laws and to say to u i have stopped driving my cars since i m underage and dont want to break the law again and here we are talking abt the cops and not me
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see i am a kid i am not that mature enough to follow the laws and to say to u i have stopped driving my cars since i m underage and dont want to break the law again and here we are talking abt the cops and not me
Dude Im not talking aout you in particular but about people in general.They tend to behave like this and blame the copsfor being corrupt. If you offer a cop a bribe you are more at fault than he is for accepting it.
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