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|2nd April 2009, 22:32||#1|
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Cats! My GOD!!
Hi guys :-)
It's True-story time.
1) Chubby-Chun Li - played by my Little Sister.
2) Gen. Bison aka Vader - played by my Aunt.
3) Madam Cat and her Minions - played by Madam Cat and her Minions.
4) Ol-Lumpy - played by Yours Truly
Chun Li just LOVES to bring home stray animals. Mostly cats.
Now I don't have a problem with that. No sir.
Heck even I've fallen for the 'awww the big-round-eyes' routine of the cats before.
But, I try and explain to her that "If you feed it once, It'll keep comng back."
But does anyone listen to me?
No. Let's not listen to 'Ol-Lumpy'.
Right enough, this dame-of-a-cat becomes a part of our lives.
I know what you're thinking baby.
You're thinking "Ah yes, now comes the happily-ever-after- part".
No-no now comes the twist in the plot.
You see, we happen to live in a joint family system.
And the joint comes with a Darth-Vader-Aunt who looks at the cat and goes "DO-NOT-WANT".
More Drama follows in Chun Li v/s Bison - Street Fighter IV no less.
All this while yours truly is just generally-chilling out with his Grado and minding his own business. So far so good. NO, make that Very good.
All this while Madam Cat is roaming at night doing GOD knows what hubba-hubba-hubba!
Hrm... so one fine sunny sunday Madam cat decides to make things more interesting in Street Fighter IV.
By summoning forth her Minions from you-know-where into this world.
All 4 of them. 2 He-Kittens and 2 She-Kittens.
That's right. Uh-Oh its *Vader* NOOOOOOOO *Vader* time!
So every sunnny sunday, Vader Orders poor Ol-lumpy to "Go and leave the cats at the fish market".
And I have to do the oh-I'm-so-busy dance on the weekdays and where's -he-disappeared dance on the weekends.
This has been going on for all of Three Glorious months, but now Vader's patience is running thin.
So, now this is going to be the last week before it's "Oh dandy! let's go and say Hello to the fisher-ladies."
Unless Lady Luck permits me to do one last dance, then that would make it about 10 days from now.
Now we get to the *Ehrm* Please-don't-make-me-Elucidate-this-Conundrum part...
Now I'm getting a bit serious. No seriously... like serious-serious.
The Little Angels NEED a New home. If you like cats, you're gonna Love them.
Now I know, I've been making fun of the kittens in this thread, but honestly, they're a Great stress buster! and cuddly too.
Little kids love to play with kittens too.
So, PLEASE do feel free to drop by at my home in Mumbai for a cup of cutting chai ;-)
Peace... My Brothers.
PS. I respect my Aunt, she's all cool-like with the jokes and all.
PPS. These are NOT for Sale. I will NOT accept any Money or anything like that.
Cellphone: 98702 24084 - Sandeep.
Sorry for the lousy pics.
I'll be going with the 'uhh-it's-my-cellphone-kamera' instead of admitting that I'm a Total Dunce when it comes to operating anything more complicated than a pencil... even that's a challenge at times.
|2nd April 2009, 23:31||#2|
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Lovely kittens, my lab doesnt approve so sighhhhhh!
ps: you would have had a tough time getting all of them in one place for the shot
|2nd April 2009, 23:39||#4|
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|3rd April 2009, 09:52||#8|
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Hats off to you for getting them all together for a snap, even if it was for a few seconds. Lovely snaps!
I have between 15 and 18 cats at home (depending on the time of the day).
I sincerely hope you will be able to find a home for them.
|3rd April 2009, 13:24||#10|
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Well, -> this <- is not exactly a musical either ;-)
THE Thunder-God-of-Tyres is Far too Generous in his Praise!
You guys are so Totally cool! No Seriously, I mean it.
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