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Old 19th January 2010, 11:05   #16
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Greenhorn's signature is one of the most hilarious ones I have ever read. GTO's is also very good. Both of these have featured on my FB profile. I also like this one - “I hooked up the accelerator pedal in my car to the brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.” Don't remember whose is this one though.

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Old 19th January 2010, 11:12   #17
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Not sure whose it is

'We live in a strange country where pizza arrives faster than an ambulance'

It is not verbatim but it is close.

That is one signature which is so true and ironical , I LOVED IT.!!! and use it in a couple of my wise cracks.

Thanks to the author.
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Old 19th January 2010, 11:17   #18
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McLaren Rulez' signature.

The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg
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McLaren Rulez - The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg

That's an awesome signature
Aww.. thanks!

I'll add to the list with SS-Traveller's sig.

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its existence.
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Old 19th January 2010, 11:40   #19
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Aww.. thanks!

I'll add to the list with SS-Traveller's sig.

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its existence.
Thanks, McL-R! Mutual admiration club here! My daughter uses your signature to quiz her friends in school.
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Old 19th January 2010, 12:39   #20
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Our moderator bblost had this one earlier, he's changed it now



"Mary had a little lamb....
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...........Biryani anyone??"
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Old 19th January 2010, 14:29   #21
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Our moderator bblost had this one earlier, he's changed it now

"Mary had a little lamb....
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...........Biryani anyone??"
Ha ha ha ha ha!

GTO had one sig. a long time ago. I still like that one. It read as below:

"Before making up your mind, open it"
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Old 19th January 2010, 15:09   #22
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a few I can remember
iraghava's
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa.Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
And one of jkdas' earlier signatures
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Men are disturbed not by things, but by the view which they take of them.
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Currently, i like Greenie's sig, the Accord one.
The first time i read it, it had me in splits of laughter. And no, i didnt refer the Bible to check.
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Old 19th January 2010, 16:27   #24
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I think jitu (ford_rocam) had an amazing one

Cheap and fast is not Reliable
Cheap and Reliable is not Fast
Fast and Reliable is not Cheap
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Nice memory greenhorn !

Thanks clever and hope Immortalz post helped
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@Mclaren Rulez - i hope you dont mind but your signature is now my FB status
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Old 19th January 2010, 17:07   #27
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a few I can remember
iraghava's Reminds me of my safari in Africa.Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
Super!! I forgot to mention this earlier. How much can a guy remember?. Hey Greenhorn, your signature rocks too!!!
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Old 19th January 2010, 17:19   #28
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check out my signature
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i think Green's most hilarious...
Liked GTO's earlier ones.
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Cheap and fast is not Reliable
Cheap and Reliable is not Fast
Fast and Reliable is not Cheap
I had seen a shorter variation of the same in some workshop in US.

We can do it Fast, Cheap and Good. Pick any Two.
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