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Old 2nd December 2009, 16:38   #46
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Er, not to be a nerd or anything, but your advanced alien communication technology still uses the TCP/IP protocol stack*?

* Something I wondered about even in Independence Day when Jeff Goldblum hooked up his PC to the alien mothership's network.

That makes two of us. Hooking up his PC with an alien ship is one thing, but transmitting a deadly virus, that really takes the cake. I even struggle with the networks in my office
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Er, not to be a nerd or anything, but your advanced alien communication technology still uses the TCP/IP protocol stack*? ...
No, earthling, we dont use primitive TCP/IP protocols, I will not try to explain the type of communication media/network we use, since you earthlings will not be able to understand it anyway.

ping, as in , Protocol Independent Network Grabber.
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No, earthling, we dont use primitive TCP/IP protocols, I will not try to explain the type of communication media/network we use, since you earthlings will not be able to understand it anyway.

ping, as in , Protocol Independent Network Grabber.
I know very well that you use a very complex state machine updated as a result of negotiation of the protocols running over an imaginary line in the space area network (SAN), of course one cannot comprehend the technicalities of it.
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Never knew aliens existed on earth, anyway hope I find an alien chick to marry
how does one determine whether an alien is a dude or a chick?
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how does one determine whether an alien is a dude or a chick?
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@Mr-Bean, sorry you cannot marry this alien chick. She is already married and has an alien baby too
Self identification by the Alien?
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WOAH!!

im sure that when the , buggers do arrive, the chinese will be ready for them with fake spareparts for their UFO's!!



and then they will see some of DC's creations, and make him their leader!!
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WOAH!!

im sure that when the , buggers do arrive, the chinese will be ready for them with fake spareparts for their UFO's!!



and then they will see some of DC's creations, and make him their leader!!

Poor Aliens. You gave a double shock. Just imagine, UFO spare parts at 1/4th the market price and ready to replicate any kind of space crafts .
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Any non-believers of this news, please come and meet my HR manager

@Mr-Bean, sorry you cannot marry this alien chick. She is already married and has an alien baby too

-Pallavi
that caught my attention. if the hubby is not alien, the baby can be made to defect to earthlings.


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im sure that when the , buggers do arrive, the chinese will be ready for them with fake spareparts for their UFO's!!
way to go chinese , next economic recession will be in the alien land.
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This thread is completely retarded. I love it.
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Aliens trying to change t-bhp to AaaajTaaak
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Can I be the leader of the humans if that's not been decided yet? Seriously, I can act way cooler than Barack Obama when we head into battle with them.
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This thread is completely retarded. I love it.
Yeah, its turning out to be more Off-Topic and much more hilarious than the JOKES thread
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Can I be the leader of the humans if that's not been decided yet? Seriously, I can act way cooler than Barack Obama when we head into battle with them.
For that first you need to get a Nobel for absolutely no reason, can you do that?

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Yeah, its turning out to be more Off-Topic and much more hilarious than the JOKES thread
Easy to win a war against the Aliens, pre war we can ask them to read all the funny things we said about their existence and bet Aliens will be demoralized and even make them think they don't exist and give up the war?

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how does one determine whether an alien is a dude or a chick?
Do you really want to know the answer to that question, earthling ???

I could start a separate thread to try to explain on how to determine if one of us is a dude or a chick...but you earthlings wouldnt be able to understand it.
Mmmmm...let me see how i can explain in simple terms...since this is an automobile forum, i will try to explain using such terms.

Simply put, the alien dude is like the Lx (bare-basic) variant of a car, while the alien chick is like the top-end variant, with all the bells and whistles.

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Simply put, the alien dude is like the Lx (bare-basic) variant of a car, while the alien chick is like the top-end variant, with all the bells and whistles.
I'm glad that when it comes to the earthlings, the dudes have one feature that the chicks don't.
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