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Old 7th November 2010, 10:24   #61
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Rajni's truck reads rajni ok please!

Rajnikant won the WRC without driving. All the other drivers didn't show up.

Rajni can drift a cycle-rickshaw
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Old 7th November 2010, 12:53   #62
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2 jokes i just thought up:

_1_
The engine layout of any car driven by Rajnikant cannot be termed as V6, V12, W12, Straight6, etc. It reads as R1. Termed as it is in a
"1 Rajni behind wheel" layout
Needless to say, R1 spec'd cars generate maximum power when compared to any of the other "conservative" layouts stated above.

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After being influenced by Maruti's "Kitna deti hain?" adverts (afterall, he is Indian) Rajni changed the Car & Fuel industries forever.
How>> Traditionally, powerful cars in "conservative" layouts generally have a directly proportional relationship with regards to power & fuel consumption - the higher the power, the higher the fuel consumption.

But with an R1 spec, this relationship changes that to an inversely proportional one - the higher the power, the lower the fuel consumption

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Old 8th November 2010, 20:50   #63
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Rajni goes to a petrol bunk to fuel and the petrol bunk turns into his fuel tank
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Old 8th November 2010, 21:10   #64
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The ultimate PJ: Rajini doesn't need a side/centre stand for his bike. It stands on its own when he's enjoying his cup of coffee

Rajini invented key-less entry!

Rajini is The Stig!
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Old 10th November 2010, 14:19   #65
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1. Rajnikanth lends his cars to James Bond.
2. Rajnikanth's benami Das owns all VW dealerships
3. Rajnikanth does not jump traffic light, he jumps across the whole intersection.
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Old 10th November 2010, 16:25   #66
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Our Administrator is actually Rajnikant (credit to Samurai for this one)

Rajni can infract the Mods

Team-BHP is hosted on Rajni's spare cell phone

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2. Rajnikanth's benami Das owns all VW dealerships
3. Rajnikanth does not jump traffic light, he jumps across the whole intersection.
Classic!!!!!!
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Old 10th November 2010, 16:43   #67
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Rajni just read this thread and rated it R stars. No other thread will get an R star rating in the internet era ever.

Rajni's cars have no horns. He just snaps his fingers and whatever is infront of his car simply disintegrates.

Rajni uses cars when he wants to arrive late. When he wants to be in time, he just walks.

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Old 10th November 2010, 16:48   #68
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Our Administrator is actually Rajnikant (credit to Samurai for this one)
The Administrator(Rajinikanth)'s profile says, Location: USA.
So all the Bhpian's in India who contributed to this thread are safe for some time at least.

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AMG Mercs are nothing but regular Mercs which were driven by Rajinikanth.
The 430 Scuderia too was a plain F430 before he drove it.

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Old 10th November 2010, 17:01   #69
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Some dark secrets:

RK can cover the entire Bangalore Outer Ring Road in less than 11.3 seconds. Oh forgot!... during peak hours.

RK can do wheelie on a FWD car
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Rajnikant once stopped a 64 wheel TATA trailer with his palm.....that trailer is now known as the TATA NANO.
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Rajnikant's NANO is a monster truck in disguise.

Rajnikant does not own muscle cars. They're a part of him.
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Old 10th November 2010, 19:04   #72
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Rajni never washes his car. Even the dirt doesnt dare to touch his car.

Rajni never gets his car tyres aligned or balanced. Why would the tryes dare to get bend.

It takes 10 seconds to Rajni to design a car... He stare at the pencil it automatically sketch the car and goes in the scanner then it is scanned and rendered in 0.05 seconds and then automatically modeled in the software and he prints the care with his 100 tons printer and drives home.
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Rajni's car cranks up on the sight of him!


Team-Bhpians had Denial of Service (DoS) attacks as Rajnikant had logged in

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Though not completely automobile, here is more stuff about RK.

In 2008 Rajinikanth lost his wallet........and there was recession in the world..

Flash news....we just found out the real reason behind Obama's visit to India...
Obama has requested Indian government to take America's complete military,airforce and technology for exchange of Rajinikanth......,
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Rajinikanth is actually.. wait for it.. Optimus Prime! And of course, turns into Bumble Bee/Chevy Camaro when ever he wants!
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